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Should we annex the Sandwich islands, the {islands and a few other countries we ‘another difficult problem in addi- {fo that of what to do with our ex-presi joats. it would be that of what to do with eer exmonarchs.—Buffalo Enquirer, \Winstow’s SOOTHING SyRuP for Chil- ing; soothes the child, softens the ys all pain, cures wind colic and diar- sents a bottle. some of these expert advertisement-writers might get a pointer or two from the announce- pent of 2 Washington merchant which recently ppeared in the Skagit county imes, He says: Tam going to close out my entire stock of goods, clothing, hats, boots, shoes and also. blankets, comforts, lamps and ussware. Hundreds of useful ‘things that Everybody needs. I don't want ‘em. Come Sod get em. They will be sold at a price that frill lift ‘em from my shop, — ‘em. I don't want ‘em and won't have ‘em. Have been eeping store for forty-five years and it’s long enough. Nothin’ in it, Goin’ to raising bogs.” Where's the primer style when com- pared with that?—Buffalo Express, in and anguish wring the brow ering angel thou""—Bromo-Seltzer. Ske—" There is no doubt about it that mar- riage does improve a man's politeness.” He— *" She—"* Well, you frequently get now. Before we were married you never gave me more than — The General Manager. “What extravagance, to buy your wife such an expensive ring!” ‘On the contrary, since she got it she has bought only half as’ many pairs of gloves." —Fliegende Blatter. For Chapping, Chafing, Itching, Bad Complexion, ané Odors from Perspiration, use that delightful balsamic cleanser and Antiseptic, Packer’s TAR & Wonderfully soothi: dealings Journal of Healthy New York, COMBINATION. YALE MIXTURE FOR THE PIPE. A Delightful Blend of St. James Parish, Louisiana, Perique, Genuine Imported Tur~ Kish, Extra Bright Plug Cut, Extra Bright Long Cut, and Marburg Bros.’ Celebrated ‘Brand Pickings." | MARBURG BROS. Mistress— Come, Anna; have you found the ribbon for my hair?” Maid—' Yes, please, mum ; but now I have mislaid the hair."—Z7 Vascongado, When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. ‘When sbe had Children, she gave them Castoria. Blest be the girl that's kind Enough to wear a hat That ‘ll let a man who sits behind Know where the stage is at. Elmira Gazette, Crippie Creek Gop Freips—If you want to make a good investment write to Frank G Peck, Colorado Springs, Colorado. Reference, Exchange National Bank. Any amount from $50 up. George—"*1 wonder why Ethel calls me her chrysanthemum?’ Binks—*She may have discovered the fact that you haven't a cent."— Brooklyn Life. The days of colds and Dr. Bull’s Cough Syrup are at hand, Better buy a bottle. That's a mighty good suggestion—to send ex-Senator Blair to Hawaii to teach the natives how to spell and pronounce those wonderful | names.—Chicago Afait, Warerooms: **iéWfiets 3°" 8. ¥. Owing to the great demand for these cele- brated Pianos, we have erected a very large addition to our factory which will enable us to make 50 Pianos per week, ‘These Inctruments are unezcelled, and are cold AT MODERATE PRICES. Sold on installments and rented. Complexion Powder Isa delicate and refined preparation that the most fastidious ladies do not hesitate to use. It is fragrant and refreshing and is never unpleasantly noticeable, The test of time is perhaps most assuring, and Pozzoni’s Complexion Powder has steadily gained in popularity for thirty years, Try it. For Sale Everywhere. 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ABSOLUTELY PURE 1s the Beer upon which this label appears. Special Dark Brew" and 1r*? are bottled by improved methods at the Brewery. There are many of us just now who can sympathize with poor Adam and Eve, who didn’t get their clothes made till after the fall had set in.—Zlmira Free Press, As a specific against dyspepsia and as an appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, nothing is superior to BOKER'S BITTERS, renowned since 1828, “No,” said the Boston lady, ‘we have no turnspits in the house. Perhaps you mean orators, and I think we have one .— Vale Record, Good Soup, Well Served how it refreshes after a long fast—how &t- tingly it begins all good dinners, especially if made with Extract “ BEEF Our little Cook Book tells how to use Ar mour's Extract in Soupsand Sauces—a diff ent soup for each day in the month. We mail Cook Book free; send us your address. Armour & Co., Chicago. —— In these days of progress the BEST is just good enough for a buyer who pays his honest Dollars. 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