Judge — February 25, 1893 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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124 JUDGE Ar S FUL GREAT AND SMALL. VERY mighty man the Washington Whom we adore. Great was he in the honors that he won In peace and war. Yet as a boy he was unable to Show strength, or why So very small a thing could he not do Astell alice? watwax a. Levy, INFORMATION FOR THE BOY. ++ PAPA, whatis a gas-log?” asked Johnny. “The average dialogue,” said papa. PIPENHEIM'S PLAIN Newsnoy—"Daily Progress, sir? Only two cents Cleveland's policy.” just returned from Washington)—"Nein, nein; 1 don'd vant der baper. I vouldn't put my > j eyes on dot baper. Gleveland vas a Lorp Verisorur (over i * hoombug und a shwindle. He make Yor: Up. gamers By hear: , iS me so mad I almost bull der breeches en! that’s a desperate-look- ‘ off my buttons. I go me on to Vash- ing chap ahead there.” q ; : ington to get me made consul to Tie Rev. Me, Witb- a Darmstadt und, py chiminy jinks! [ AND.Wo} ‘That man y don'd got it. | Vere’s der use my shooting all’ dem Italian candles? oe oe tee t , " Vat for I blay ‘Charley Doodle’ on will stop and exhort with der fiddle und sing dot * Star-speckled Bi y Banner’ so much? Py chiminy! ven os : ; I votes for Gleveland again I goes mit TWO APPARENT 2A eS 18 : der Rebublicans.” nothing —Sir, are you aware of the shortness after all but electri of this earthly existence? Are you prepared * Oftentimes, to die? Ofte ‘ pias Lorp Vertsoritt—"* Oh, good heavens. the demoralizer, no! Take me pocket-book and gun and let quite as shocking. me go." IN GOOD HANDS. Consumptive (in Colorado)—" So you make a specialty of car- ing for invalid: Landlady —" Yes, indeed. 1 let out furnished rooms, my hus- band is a doctor, and I have a brother here in the undertaking business.” cS Z Z Lorp Vewtsoput (writ QUITE DIFFERENT. Zan impress Of doppia) oe Whe STIS said he could not tell a lie, Mr. WILD-aND-WooLLY— turning to camp alone one evening I. George W., noble youth, Vell, that's the greatest case of the good myself, was set upon by a gang of AVN hea tay soa George sot ie ‘ord strikin’ home T ever seed. I guess he these highwaymen and ruthlessly rob. means these things as er contribution ter the bed in spite of every resistance T could He cannot tell the truth. poor of my church offer,” etc. A DRAWBACK Jakr—' It's gettin’ to be too hard work to pick up a livin’ in this country. Ef it wuzn't so fur away I'd go nothin’ there. Whole country ‘s covered with bananas. Nothin’ to do but lay under a tree all day an’ eat bananas. Sot to pick ‘em off'n the trees, hain't ye?” to Central Ameriky. A man don't have to do I knowed ther wuz some drawback,” comicbooks.com