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This page is primarily **advertising with minimal cartoon content**. The visible satirical material consists of brief joke items typical of Judge magazine's format: A small political reference appears in the opening line about "Totten" resigning from the army, though the full context is unclear—it likely references a contemporary military or political figure. The remaining content includes short humorous quips about social topics: women wearing hoop skirts on streetcars, farm courtship customs, and a man stopping a runaway horse. These are genteel, domestic humor typical of 1890s periodicals—gentle social observation rather than sharp satire. The bulk of the page features **advertisements** for products like Castoria (children's medicine), pianos, tobacco, hair products, and patent medicines—reflecting Judge's business model of combining light satire with lucrative advertising.

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Now that Totten has resigned from the army thing to do but destroy the world. he b ry Democrat. Kee 4 Buby was sick, we gave her Castoria. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, When she had Children, she gave them Castoria. w “All things come to him who waits ;” but ble is starvation is one of them. ¢ Plain Dealer, HOW TO VISIT THE WORLD'S FAIR, itle of an illustrated ** folder” he Chicago, Milwaukee and St. Paul! “for the benefit of all western people cho intend to visit Chicago from May to lOctober, 1893. It tells the cost of getting there and how to Is what to do about baggage, about | nlaces to eat and sleep; how to get to the fair ind it gives many other items of use- Send your address with a two-cent stamp nd ask for a ** World's Fair Folder.” Gro. HEAFFORD, General Passenger Agent, Chicago. ¢ khedive tells John Bull that ‘ Egypt ‘That's a first-class thing Mas, Winstow's SooTHING Syrup for Chil- soothes the child, softens the in, cures wind colic and diar- Jagson says it's always a paradox of drink ta man will get away with more than he ry.—Elmira Gazette, For Chapping, Chafing, Itching, Bad Complexion, om Perspiration, use that delightful balsamic cleanser and Antiseptic, Me eutnal of Wealth | “Excellent in dandruff, chap, ing and itching.” — Med. and Surg. Rep Phila. A GENTLEMAN'S SMOKE. | YALE MIXTURE Made by wanaunc onos. A Delightful Blend of St. James Parish, Louisiana, Perique, Genuine Imported Turkish, Extra Bright Plug Cut, Extra Bright Long Cut, and Marburg Bros.’ Cele- brated Brand “ Pickings.” 8 cco with ich chocolate flavor, retaining all ‘sous and fat-producing properties, yet not to the most delicate, can be produced, “BARKER BRAND LINEN COLLARS AND| * CUFFS. Absolutely th ie a Masttactorer, Teor, BOWN Wine Barker, | Warerooms: ** In view of the predicted return of the hoop: | skirt fashion it would be well to provide new | street-car lines with double-size cars. It is too | bad for three men to have to rise to seat one lady.—Florida Times-Union. For that *‘out-o'sorts feeling” ‘Take Bromo-Seltzer—' rial bottle, 10c. She—" What did we do at the farm? Oh, | the girls hugged the stove and the men smoked. | He—" Why didn’t the men bug the girls and | let the stove smoke?’—San Francisco Wasp. The safest means of getting rid of a bad cough is Dr. Bull’s Cough Syrup. He was driving with one hand, when the) horse took fright and started on a run, He gave one or two vicious pulls on the reins with that one hand, but it seemed to have no effect. “Isn't he running away?" she askes looked trustingly up into his eyes he replied as he drew her closer to him with his left arm. ‘‘And can't you stop him?" she asked. ‘1 presume I can,” he returned ; ** but T haven't strength enough in one arm, and the road is straight and the sleighing good for miles,.and—and"——- “And. you can keep him in the road?" ‘Oh, yes." * Well,” she said with a sigh, ‘let him run, George. It'll take us longer to come back too."—Detroit Free Press. As a specific against dyspepsia and as an appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, nothing is superior to BOKER'S BITTERS, renowned since 1828, “Well,” said the man who handed his tat | cent to the lawyer, ‘I suppose turn about is fair play. I broke the law and the law broke me."— Washington Stor el PIANOS. 5 and 280 F. 284 Bt, 16 W. Te5th X.Y. 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