Judge, 1893-01-28 · page 12 of 16
Judge — January 28, 1893 — page 12: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. It's a typical Judge magazine page from around 1916 featuring commercial product advertisements (beef extract, whisky, cheese, shoes, pills) interspersed with brief humorous quips and jokes targeting contemporary domestic life—marital troubles, servants, courtship mishaps, and fashion. The small cartoons and jokes mock everyday situations: newlyweds who can't cook, frozen ears worn as fashion, women's complicated names, and tobacco addiction. There's no identifiable political content or caricatured public figures. The sole non-commercial element is an endorsement by Lieutenant Peary regarding Kodak cameras used during Arctic exploration—presented as celebrity advertising rather than satire. The page reflects early 20th-century consumer culture and period humor standards.
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BEST LINE ICAGO »., cH ST. Lauls Pacific | Coast. | ‘The Christmas number of the Tourist Maga- sine, poblibed by F. G. Barry of Herkimer, New York, is a most creditable publication and worthy even of Barry, Liebig Company's= —Extract of Beef. BEST purest BEEF TE Acuearest INVALUABLE in the Kitchen for Soups, Sauces and Made Dishes. Fa hee Rtn oat 1 “* What's the latest in overcoats, Mr. Tailor- made?” “ Misfits."—Pittsburg Dispatch, FOR STOUT FOLKS. FAMOUS PILLS AND BANDS reduce > in Lee Mat jeacon, If a girl's face is her fortune, what's the figure?—Philadelphia Times. Talk about foreign champagnes ! try Cook's Extra Dry. \t is superior to two-thirds of the imported wines. “Young Nuwed is having a hard time in his venture into matrimony.” "* How is that?" “Neither his wife nor his servant-girl knows how to cook."—Mew York Press. To stimulate the appetite and secure good digestion use Angostura Bitters. Sole manu- facturers, Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons. Ask your druggists. Professor" What is a commercial bill?” Pupif—"1 don't know, sir." Professor (pen- sively)—** Lucky fellow Ht Piccolo Mlus- trato, Don't Tobacco-spit Your Life Away is he staring, truthful ie of a litle book just re- ceived, telling all about Notobac, the wonder/ul, lenconomical, guaranteed cure for the to: bit in every Soom eaone users ‘who want ‘and can jude can get the Emailed free. * Ridress THES ‘ERLING REM. Eby CO., Box 751, Indiana Mineral Springs, Ind. “Excuse me, sir; your ears are frozen and I thought I ought to tell you.” Well, sir, why do you interfere with my affairs? I al- ways wear my ears frozen."—Chicago News. Record, Nervous headaches promptly cured by Bromo-Seltzer—1oc. a bottle. Edith (aged Mithter Hardy, where ith Inhoc?” Afr, Hardy—"* Why do you awsk, me deah?" Edith —"*Cauthe thithta thaid thereth where your watch wath."—/ewelers’ Weekly. Don't fool with indigestion, Take Bezcu- Am's Pitts. When Miss Maud Ziovierzchkowitinskis of Chicago was married the other day the minister was probably glad to pronounce her and her betrothed one.—AMemphis Appeal-Avalanche, “WORTH A GUINEA A BOX." SOP, THIEF. , sealing the roses from many $ wa eb eek, ‘and making many men’ faces b BEECHAM’S New York ig Canal St. The Cudahy Process There's as many ways of transforming the Jean meat of a steer into a solid or liquid extract of beef as there are steers. All ways are not good ways—clean ways. King among Savory Foods stands CUDAHY’S EXTRACT o BEEF Properly called the “Rex” Brand Your dealer knows the difference— insist on “Rex.” THE CUDAHY PACKING CO. South Omaha, Neb. AMERICAN Club House Cheese DELICIOUS, APPETIZING, TEMPTING. A soft, rich cheese, put up in hermetically sealed glass jars. If your grocer does not keep it send 14 cts. in stamps and a minia- ture jar will be mailed to any address. A full-size jar will be expressed to any point in the United States, charges prepaid, on receipt of so cents. THE CHANDLER & RUDD CO., Manofacturers, CLEVELAND, 0. OLD BLUE RIBBON ° Whisky. A Strictly Pure, Old-fashioned Sour-mash Kentucky Whisky. Distilled, aged and bottled only by us. Its purity guaranteed, Put up one dozen bottles in a case, Every bottle has blue ribbon: ey Dearing our signature. Barrel goods sold in Bond. Ask your Seater for i. Agents wanted. a Price, $15 per dozen bottles. FIBLE & CRABB DISTILLING CO., Eminence, Ky. AT THE, North Pole. 2,000 Pictures mace ey ~ > Lieut. Peary Among Greenland’s The Explorér Endorses the Kodak. “My pictures were ‘all taken with a Kodak’ and I regard the Kodak as responsible for my having obtained a series of pictures which in quality and quantity exceed any that have been brought back from Greenland and the Smith und region,” enna R, E. Peary, U.S.N. EASTMAN KODAK CO., Send for Rochester, N.Y. Kodak Catalogue. ‘The most coupling is done by clergymen and brakemen.—IVilliamsport Gazette, GRAND NATIONAL PRIZE of 16,6001, INVIGORATING "TONIC, a Rencdy LOss of APPETITE, FEVER and AGUE, MALARIA, NEURALGIA and INDIGESTION. geesiceanae W nit when’ EES faut & g POBELAS | Se 3 SHOE not rip; Calf, seamless, smooth inside, more comfortable, stylish and durable than any other shoe ever soldatthe price. Every style. Equalscustom- le shoes costing from $4 to $5. ‘The following are of the same high standard of Miss Susai Since Aug. 1, [have redaced ny ye ‘Gach day. My Pills Improve ake the akia of the" face simooth ny color. T way advised to use Dr, iis by yy friends, Sra. Thorndike and news of Arilogton Sereck. Measurement for the band Js the largest part of the ghdomen: The panda cost 2. each for th up to Biches, but for one larger than 9 inc nd 10 cents ional och. You es t, pills aod. enor by wall orexpress. 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