Judge — January 28, 1893 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Tell me, ye wintry winds ‘That round about us whiz, Will not this kind of weather fill Our bones with rheumatiz? —Kansas City Journal, Mrs, WixsLow’s Soornine Syrur for Chil- dren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar- thea, 25 cents a bottle. Penelope—" Ob, Vm in . Jita—* What's the matter?" Penelope—"* En- gaged, and I have still eight new dresses of ‘hich’ I will never have a chance to try the effect." Vogue. "ere To drive a cough from the system use Dr. juil's Cough Syrup. It never fails, Speaking of missing-word contests, which ave become so popular, here is one that does not include the gambling femure and yet will possess sufficient interest for every intelligent observer of current events—"* The tariff plank in the Democratic platform isa —." Who ply the missing word? Democrats are especially invited to participate in the contest, —Rochester Democrat, General Weaver, like the rest of us, has his favorite drink, It is buttermilk sweetened with sugar—not at all like the rest of us.— Waterbury American, For Chapping, Chafing, Itching, Bad Complexion, acl Odors from Perspiration, use that delightful balsamic cleanser and Antiseptic, Packer’s T. ‘AR neatentery apuming ane SOAP New York. A GENTLEMAN'S SMOKE. YALE MIXTURE Made dy MARBURG BROS. A Delightful Blend of St. James Parish, Loulsiana, Perique, Genuine Imported Turkish, Extra Bright Plug Cut, Extra Bright Long Cut, and Marburg Bros.’ Cole- brated Brand “ Pickings.” YOUMANS CELEBRATED HATS. ‘The superior quality of the material used. the ex- uisite design, the lightness in weight, and the great ind, is 2 guarantee that Youmans has no superior. 1107, 719, 158 Broadway, NEW YORK. ‘Authorized Agents in every city. “Excellent 19 dandruff, chap. ping and itching.” — Med. and Surg. Rep Phila. * How do you like your new cook?" ‘Ob, so-so. She is very dirty, she has no idea of cooking, and she smashes everything around her; but still she has one good and rare qual- ity.” ‘What is that?” ‘She stays with us.” —Fliegende Blatte When Baby was sick, we gave her Castona. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. ‘When she had Children, she gave them Castoria. Slangleigh— That girl is out of sight.” Precise" Crazy?” Slangleigh—"* Ol course not. Why did you think so?” Precise— of sight out of mind,’ you kno Free Press. The best wishes one can offer the improve- ment-of-roads crusaders is that their chosen walk in life may be over smooth ways.—Balti- more American. After a night with the boys, Yours for a clear head—Bromo-Seltzer. Mother—""Are you sure she is particular about the little things of life?" Son—'* Yes, oh, yes; she puts her little brother to bed at seven o'clock the evenings that I call.""—Znter- Ocean, 7 Canada can place all the armed vessels she wants to on the lakes, but she'd better keep them out of the reach of the Chicago footpads. — Wheeling Register. Kipacn Chae Warerooms: *:e%t.itsts be," Y. addition to our factory which will enable us to make 50 Pianos per week. These Instruments are unexcelled, and are sold AT MODERATE PRICES. Sold on installments and rented. Owing to the great demand for these cele-| brated Pianos, we have erected a very large) Miss Draper—*\our watch, Mr. Jumper, should be a good one.” Afr. Jumiper—" Why?” Miss Draper—* Tv has such a plain, open face."—Jewelers’ Weekly. Ernest—" So you don't think that everybody who looks like a gentleman is one?” Percy— “No; any one with the necessary cash can procure a Dunlap hat. Looking at the condition of numerous pave- ments, it is quite plain that heads of families who boast of calling a spade a spade never think of snow-shovels.— Philadelphia Times, CrireLe Creex GoLp Firips—If you want to make a good investment write to Frank G. Peck, Colorado Springs, Colorado. Reference, Exchange National Bank. Any amount from $10 up. We deride a rich man for meanness and a poor man for extravagance. And in the mean- time we go around doing as we please—just as they do.—Des Moines Argonaut. We notice in many publications of late, in an article on “ Piano-makers’ Combine,” ence to the Sohmer piano which would suggest the possibility of our joining the combine. We ish to state that there is not the slightest thought or intention on our part to do so, and no foundation whatever for the remark. | We are and always have been opposed to trusts in any shape, and would thank you to correct the impression conveyed in the article. Soumer & Co, THE CUE. 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