Judge — December 31, 1892 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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HOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED, .- Tourist (from the north)—"' Uncle, can you get us up a real typical southern dinner?” Mr. MitxpGe—"' liress yo" heart, suttin'ly, sah, Mammy, jes’ tippicle a can ob dem Bost n bake-beans on ter de fiah an’ slice off a hunk ob dat Sheecago dried beef. We sen’s GIVING THE COUNTER-SIGN, all our chick'ns an’ hawgs an’ hominy down t’ Ko'noke now, sah.” A BROKEN HABIT. She—1 am so glad you've given tobacco up! It cheers my heart; it really fills my cup With thankfulness, Me— You're glad, dear? Then my joy Is in the sacrifice. She— You sweet, good boy ! How nice of you to say so and to show Such strength, such courage! You must miss, I know, Your smoke each night, and just about this hour. It makes me wonder, dearest, at your power Of will -or don't you care a little bit? He— 1 did at first, but I've got over it. You see, ‘tis merely habit, and as such I've freed myself with firmness from its clutch. T'll henceforth—yes, no doubt, I'll—oh, I seid’— She—What are you looking for, my dear? He— Vit fr Its place with pleasures of a higher type And—er—— Great Scott! I'm looking—for my pipe. ‘A STORY OF STONE. MAGELIEE # pHIDOE. This is the stoné of sheen and And she worried her suffering hus- MORE GAS USED. glow : s band so Slimson—" Heavens! look at this gas-bill. It is more than double what? “hich her desire was “sot,” That this was the stone be got: it was last month, Clara, can you account for it?” Clara—"\ can, father. It was just a month ago that you forbade that lovely Mr. Spooner to call.” Ty = IMPOSSIBLE, THE ONLY INSTANCE WHEN TWO TRAINS CAN “Gome, Kosie, und sit on your fader's iap.” ON THE SAME TRACK. comicbooks.com