Judge — December 31, 1892 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Mas, Wixstow's SooTnixe Syrup for Chil- ren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the ums, allays all pain, cures wind colic:and diar- rheea. 25 cents a bottle. Little Dich—" There was a panic in the the- atre I went to las’ night.” Little Johnny— “Wot'sa panic?” Little Dick" Wy, every- body gets scared “cept y News. Railroad employés all believe in Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup, the old standby. Wien in want of a good liniment buy Salva- tion Oil, which costs only 25 cents. A sofa that came from Washington's head- quarters at Valley Forge is now owned in Washington. If it was one of the familiar hair-cloth instruments of torture we all remem- ber it is no wonder that the ** immortal George” wore buckskin breeches. — Chicago Chat, Atan up-town chop-house: Gentleman from Montana —* Waiter, bring me some ale.” Waiter —* Have a’ toby, sir?” Gentleman from Montana—"No; don't know anything ‘about Toby's; reckon I'd better stick to Evans's. For Chapping, Chafing, Itching, © Bad Complexion, and Odors from Perspiration, use that delightful balsamic cleanser and Antiseptic, Packer’s TAR wry SOAP and! fealth,, New York. ““Bacellent in dandruff, chap. ping and itching." — Med. and Surg. Rep DR. LESLIE E. KEELEY’S Double Obleride of Gold i inunica ‘oabatrietly content f Barry Bldg, Hock "BEWARE OF IMITATORS “Timetr tries all,” and stands trial itself when a watch is tested by hard usage. This shows its practical working qualities. “Looks” count for something, too, in a watch; there should be both fine looks and fine works. A 14karat gold filled or coin-silver case makes a beau- tiful watch to look at. Jew- eled works, stem-set and stem wind are __ practical points. They stand the test in the new fe ere “Waterbury.” ‘You don’t drink cocoa because vou can’t digest it. P DIGE is one which will not distress and is a delicious. food-drink. “BARKER BRAND” LINEN COLLARS AND CUFFS. Absolutely the Best. Wrutax Bancer, Manufacturer, Troy, N.Y. The principal worry of the world is about as necessary asa duke’s anxiety about brain dis- eases.— Tennessee Twinklings. ‘When Baby was sick, we gave her Castona. ‘When she was a Child, she cried-for Castoria, When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. When she had Children, she gave them Castoria Many a man makes a good reputation on what is not found out about him.—Siftings. Take Bromo-Seltzer for insomnia Before retiring—toc. a bottle. Modesty forbids the mention of one matt who should not. be overlooked by Mr. Cleve- land.—£ditor Yonkers Gazette. KNABE EUGEN D'ALBERT: From fullest convic- tion I declare them to be the best Insteuments of America. DR. HANS VON BULOW: I declare them the absolutely best in America, ALFRED GRUNFELD: I-consider them the best Instruments of our Times, P. TSCHAIKOWSKY: Combines with great Volume of Tone a rare sympathetic and noble Tone Color and perfect action. NEWYORK, BALTIMORE, 148 Fifth Avene, 22 & 24 B, Baltimore Bt, ‘WASHINGTON, 817 Pennsylvania Ave, CHICAGO, LYON & HEALY, Btate and Monroe Bt. A GENTLEMAN'S SMOKE. ‘Made by wansunc Bros, A Delightful Blend of Loulsiana, Imported Turkish, Extra Bright Plug Cut, Extra Bright Long Cut, and Marburg Bros.’ brated Brand “ Pickings.” 9 AGENTS WANTED ON SALARY ‘or commission to handle the New Patent Chemical lok Rrasiog Pencil Agcats making $50 per werk: Monroe Eraser Mf'g Co., Box 326, La TED. PINAUD’S Unrivaled Preparation for the Hair. EAU DE QUININE. Sen fa aopeterss aay Care, An Indispensable Tole ea THE VADE-MECUM OF THE HEALTHY MILLIONS, The genuine VICHY (Spring Celestin) stimulates the action of the Kidneys and is enjoyed at its greatest value by those who use it as a preventive rather than a cure. It sesses the f rare quality of being a tonic _|without [| reactionary effects. It is a delightful Mi table water. Taken at meal time, it stimulates the appetite, aids diges- tion, and has a freshening effect upon the system, which makes one feel stronger in body and of a clearer, brighter and hap pier mind. The widespread sale of the worthless artifi- cial water attests most strongly the fame and value of the REAL N of the Re- ublic of France. The Genuine ‘ichy has a neck label printed in the colors of France on every bottle, with the name of ‘Eisner & Mendelson Co. New York, Sole Agents for U. S. thereon. None other genuine. WATER, the Vichy, the property The only man on earth who thinks twice be- fore he speaks once is the man who stutters.— Atchison Globe. a2 22h. Mtn the fire broke ont de Noo- jetely lost his head.” Snarleigh— Svithose he ‘iso lost the splendid Dunlap hat that covered it he is not much poorer.” The man who does not comb his hair looks best with a chrysanthemum in his button-hole. —New Orleans Picayune, If you are open to invest in gold-mining properties (mines, stocks or ct) it will write Frank G. Peck, Colorado Berlin, Coldadecui Reference by, permission; Exchange National Bank. Kepacn ‘DPR Warerooms: **4é' Qwing to the great demand for these cele- brated Pianos, we have erected a very large addition to our factory which will enable us to make 50 Pianos per week. ‘These Instruments are unexcelled, and are sold AT MODERATE PRICES. Sold ‘on installments and rented. Good billiard-playing depends upon the eve, largely and. the condition of the cue-tip. The (CHAMPION TIP holds chalk as no other tips do. seme auNerersion imple dozen, assorted, 4oc. Box containing 100, $2.50. Champion Billiard Tip Co. 11 Province Street, Boston. As a specific against dyspepsia and as an appetizer, also for mixing in driks, nothing is, superior to BOKER’s BITTERS, renowned since 1828. Armour’s Extract. An expert cook says: ‘All salads based on Meat, Fish, Lobster or Potatoes are much improved by the addition of Armour’s Ex- tract of Beef, first diluted in a little boiling water.” There are many ways of using Armour’s Extract. Our little Cook Book explains severafy Send address; mailed free Armour & Co., Chicago. The F, & M. wehagier. .. Special Holiday Brew 4 On Draught in Draught Customers. Bottled at the for Family use. YOUMANS CELEBRATED HATS. ‘The superior quality of the material used, the ex- gquisite design, the lightness in weight, and the great jemand, is a guarantee that Youmans has no superior. 1107, 719, 158 Broadway, NEW YORK. ‘Authorised Agents Ia every city. ee Advance of Yes the Pipe is gj of smokers use at Pipe Brigade. Retreat of the Cigar Cohorts. front as never before. The high price of good cigars is helping drive them out of use. Millions Blackwell’s Bull Durham Smoking Tobacco. It is the most popular Brand in the market. Smoked for overtwenty- five years its fame is still growing—Quality always the same, BLACKWELL'S DURHAM TOBACCO CO., DURHAM, N. C. the coming to the Marry YOUR TROUSERS TO THE and they will be comfortably supported as long, as they live. for 50 cts. or more by any first-class furnisher. The ceremony will be performed CHESTER SUSPENDER CO., ‘4 Decatur Ave., Roxbury, Mase. Information Promptly Given In Reference to All Financial Matters by LEWIS @. TEWKSBURY, Banker, 50 Broadway, New York: comicbooks.com