Judge — December 17, 1892 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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“Well,” said Mr. Cynicus when the baby had swallowed his collar-button, "I know where the pesky thing is now, anyhow,"— Somerville Journal. Mrs, Wixstow’s SooTHING SyRUP for Chil- dren ‘Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and.diar- thera. 25 cents a bottle. The anti-snappers think they can prevent the ¢lection of Murphy to the United States senate, ‘They might as well try to beat back a gale of wind with a palm-leaf fan.—Rochester Demo- erat, “Wheezing” in children is soon cured by the famous Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. ‘Thanks to the introduction of Salvation Oil, young bicyclers need not fear a fall. asc. If it is not Biela's comet perhaps it is Gil- deroy's kite.— Syracuse Standard. For Chapping, Chafing, Itching, Bad Complexion, and Odors from Perspiration, use that delightful balsamic cleanser and Antiseptic, 9 Packer’s SOAP eset DR. LESLIE E. KEELEY’S ble Chloride of Gold, TREATMENT FOR DRUNKENNESS, DRUG ADDICTION AND NERVE KAMAUBTION can be obtained in N.Y. State only at the Keeley Tost: fates’ In White ‘Plains, Binghamton, Canandaizus, Westteld, and Babylon.” For terms, address or call ai glther insiitute, or at the following offices: 7 21th St City; Room 10, Chapta Block, Buffalo ; @ Larned suse : 12} Ellwanger &' Barry B’ld’g, Roch- Hrcommunice” BPW ARE OF IMITATORS Cons atrictly confidential Waiters are losers. “ Bacellent in dandruff, chap. ping and itching.” — Med. and The hurry and rush of the last days may take half the joy out of Christmas giving. No need of waiting for a suitable choice. One thing meets all the conditions; awakens delight at the start; and stands ready through the years with itsconstant helpand comfort. The new, quick-winding Waterbury.— $4 to $15. ‘All jewelers sell this beautiful, accurate, jeweled time-piece in many "different cases, Styles and slzes: coin-silver, filed” gold, oxydized silver ‘and. nickel; “hunting-cases, havlsnes, and opehfaces} with exguisite, dials. “See it Ds AGENTS WANTED ON SALARY or eximission to handle the New Patent Chemical nk Erasing Pencil. Agents maki week. Monroe Eraser Mi'g Cos Hox 326, 5 Crome, Wis. HILLIPS’ = st OCOA Most cocoas furnish little nutriment because an essential constituent (Cocoa Butter) bys been. re- ——y “BARKER BRAND” LINEN COLLARS AND CUFFS. Absolutely the Test. Wruzast Barker, Manufacturer, Troy, & Father—" Does that young man mean busi- ness?” Daughter—* I guess he does, father. He is getting so familiar now that he wears the same necktie twice in succession."— The Clothier and Furnisher. Mental exhaustion or brain fatigue Promptly cured by Bromo-Seltzer—toc. Though the ship’s cook may boast his ability to prepare a good meal he generally makes a “*mess” of it.— Yonkers Gazette. When Baby was sick, we gave ber Castoria. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. ‘When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. ‘When she had Children, she gave them Castoria. “1 am now,” says Ingalls with a hard, dry sob, ‘more than ever a statesman out of a job."—Chicago Tribune, NAE PIAN EUGEN D'ALBERT: From fullest convic- tion I declare them to be the best Instruments of America, DR. HANS VON BULOW: I declare them the absolutely best in America, ALFRED GRUNFELD: I consider them the best Instruments of our Times, P. TSCHAIKOWSKY: Combines with great Volume of Tone a rare sympathetic and noble Tone Color and perfect action, NEWYORK, BALTIMORE, 148 Fifth Avent, 22 & 24 B, Baltimore St, WASHINGTON, 817 Pennsylvania Ave, A GRAND COMBINATION. YALE MIXTURE FOR THE PIPE. A Delightful Blend of St. Fames Parish, Louisiana, ‘Perique, Genuine Imported Tur- ish, Extra Bright Plug Cut, Extra Bright Long Cut, and Marburg Bros.' Celebrated] Brand “Pickings.’ MARBURG BROS. YOUMANS | CELEBRATED HATS. ‘The superior quality of the material used, the ex- fe design, the lightness in weight, and the great ind, is a guarantee that Youmans has no superior. 1107, 719, 158 Broadway, NEW YORK. Authorized Agents in every city. There is all the difference in the world between the soda fountain and the fountain of nature; it's the dif- ference between the artificial and real. The genuine Wf Vichy is especially effect- ivelin dis Jf cases affecting the liver, kidneys JM and stomach. Itis, however, an arrangement with his wife, who is a strong ‘That man Squiggs is a beast. He made| Lieutenant Totten will doubtless feel like suing Biela's comet for breach of contract. — Democrat, that if Harrison was defeated he would go'down-cellar and get coal every time she asked him for a year and never make a complaint.” ** Nothing beastly about that, is there?” ‘No; but as soon as he heard that Cleveland was elected he had natural gas put all through the house,""— Buffalo Express. Detroit Tribune, or liquors or other cordials. Cholley—* Can Dunlap hats be purchased in London?” Fwed—"‘ Certainly, deah boy.” Cholley—"* Then in fuchaw I shall obtain my hats fwom there as well as my twousers.” election bet. Exchange, BOKER'S BITTERS since 1828 acknowl- edged to be by far the best and finest Stomach Bitters made, whether taken pure or with wines A Tennessee man won an elephant on an It is usually the ones that lose their bets that have an elephant on their hands. One of the most touching sights in the world is to see a Vermont Democrat celebrating.— Rochester Herald. 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