Judge — December 17, 1892 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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WANTED INSIDE.” cake?” THROUGH ALL DAYS. F YOU would see ‘The loves of Christmas live, Then with a Christmas heart Receive and give. If you would know The best the day can do, Oh, keep a Christmas heart The whole year through, THE StS, CRORGR ARCHIBALD, PRECEDENTS. Mrs. Dolley—" There is | a man in Kansas subject to | laughing fits, and it is feared the co fatally.” Dolley —"1 shall not be surprised if it does. I have heard of people being tickled to death.” plaint will terminate EXTREME POVERTY. 66 LJOW poor is the family H next door?” “Well, they keep six dogs and the man of .the | house writes poetry.” Dorothy (in tears)—" 1 guess it must be a fallen angel cake.” indulgence in alcoholic stimulants- JUDGE NO WONDER! H, YE who read the Christmas Jupcr At merry Christmas time, Ye need not marvel at the fire ‘That flames in every rhyme, For when the poets writ the lines ‘Sweet summer lent her aid — The fervors of her melting mood At ninety in the shade. IN FINE FETTLE. DeGarry—"1'm going to have alittle game of draw with Tom.” Merritt —“ Don't you do it. town by this time. away in the country all summer.” CELESTIAL PASTRY. IWendell—" Do come along down to the house, Philip. cake, and the dear girl will be delighted to show it. Wendell and Philip (approaching Dorothy from tear) —“Is that what you call an angel SSS OVERWORK. Pouite Doctor (cautiously) —‘* Your husband is suffering from overwork or excessive it is, ahem ! a little difficult to tell which.” Anxious WirE—"*Oh, it’s overwork! Why, he can’t even go to the theatre without rush- ing out half a dozen times to see his business partners.” I didn’t know that girl.” known you would lose.” Plankington isn’t the worst of it. propose three times.” ise to m compulsion,” volver, did he?” 1} A man that one oft- en sees in parts and in pieces. Blanche Gazzam," REAPING A HARVEST. Plankington—*1 bet my daughter a new gown that a certain young man wouldn't propose to her inside of a month, but (sorrowfully) Witherly —* You might have “Lose! She made him A TERRIBLE THREAT. Ella—"\ understand that Mr. Dolley secured Sadie Gilley’ rry him by resorting to Daisy—“ Ve didn’t use a re- Ella—" No; but he threaten- ed, if she refused him, to. marry That prom- He must be one of the most expert players in You see, his wife was I left Dorothy making an angel Phwat made your nose so flat ?” Wants Euanee ot INDUCEMENTS, THE TEST. E THOUGHT himself a genius And he was without a doubt, But the public never knew it For his postage-stamps gave out. IT WOULD DO. Taddles —“ This is the site for our new church.” Gazzam —* That hole in the ground? Isn't it quite low?” Taddles —“ Well, you know we are not high church.” A DISCOVERY. . sTHERE'S that fellow across the street start- ing up again,” said the young man disconsolately. “He has been playing for the last hour.” “Yes,” replied his mu- sical friend; “that's ‘The Watch on the Rhine.’” “Is it? Well, I never before noticed that the watch on the Rhine had a Water- bury movement.” ANSWERED, ow had sv where Somer: Mrs dren gums, ; rhoea. The election ‘They n wind erat, “Wi the fan That young If it deroy’s comicbooks.com