Judge — October 29, 1892 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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Juoce REVENGE IS SWEET. CONSISTENT. ssPjo You al- ways feed the baby from a tea-cup?” asked the visitor. “Ye Noopop. is an ardent, prohi- bitionist and won't have a bottle in the house.” A NEW VER- SION. (4 BARLY to bed and early to in Makes of a man what JOUNSON (who has spent the greater part of the summer in : the dunthy, bide farewell to his landlord as the train starts) most people de- ** Well, good-bye, old man.— A LASTING INK. Customer—" Will this ink fade?" ANOTHER VICTIM. CueRk—"'I think not, sir. It has been known to last for HE CAME from the ’ beer Customer—"' Well, I want to be dead sure about it. 1am base-ball grounds going to write a poem for a magazine with it.” with his eyes blacked, his 1 fs * arm in a sling, and a 3 THE MIND-READER AT POKER. decided limp in his left I - Ooi HEAR that Flammins won a big stake from you last leg. aa”: night.” Were you the um- ? “Yes. He played me a mighty small trick.” pire?" somebody asked. “What was that?" “No; I was the mas- “He whistled ‘God save the queen’ when he drew cot.” cards, and his hand was full of kings and aces.” THE FACTS IN A STRONG AFFECTION. THES CASE: i Cubbage—"1 hear you have a deep affection for Miss Lawyer —" Did your a: Roce husband, madam, actual- ‘ Hilow—*Vhave. 1 love the ground she walks on.” ly take off his coat an give it to the burglar?” —Possibly I'll be around again 3 BACK IN TOWN. Witness—" No, sir. 1 next marae: bot ee ta few more ¥ He (to his old sum- had to take it off my- Fiekse? And you may as well put ~ mer-girl)—"May 1 self.” only fresh water in the milk, and— | ~ have. the pleasure of calling on you?” She —“ Certainly. For the sake of pro- priety, though, you can't start in where you broke off, but must begin all over again.” DID HIS PART. Rosalie “Didn't you find it very cold in the mountains ?” Grace —“ Some- times ; but I often wi i Pred.” — you would do well to choke those infernal roosters. Give my regards to the folks. AN EGOTIST. ¢¢ QUITE an honor was paid me at the theatre last night “Were you called out be- tween the acts “No; but Isat in the sec- ond row, and just after the cur- tain went up on each act num- bers of people would shout, “Down in front! down in front ! Of course I was there, but I didn’t let on that I noticed their A JUDGE OF HUMAN NATURE. seer reception. Mr. Ronatp—''T am sure that your niece, who makes her début next week, must be a very QNE WAS ENOUGH. lovely girl.” kK Mrs. Dowacrr —"'She certainly is; bu She—"Do you know Reg- you have never seen her, how came you to know it?” He is tabschitely a Mr, RoNatp—"Iheard Miss Fading, who is S'S" 5 °¢ Ut DUONG Y WAM in her fourth season, say that she was a’ perfect fe—"Thank heaven’ for fright.” that!” — Good-bye!” Whir-r-r!! comicbooks.com