Judge — September 24, 1892 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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CYNICAL, “ Were yon ever disappointed in love ?" * Two and a half times.” fo and a half times!" Yes ; twice married and once rejected.” Miss SentiMi ELiciBte wipow Miss SENTIMEN Euicrs.e wipowe HER WAY OF PUTTING IT. ss] PUT a flea in Sue's ear,” remarked Miss Bleecker. “ What was the occasion of your depositing in her auricular appendage a specimen of the pulex irritans?” inquired Miss Emerson of Boston. STRAIGHT. (studying geography) —** Papa, what's a strait?” ‘That beats two pair or three of a kind, my son.” BUSY JUDGE LYNCH, S6\VJHAT did the Ww poor man do that they lynched him —murder or train-rob- very?” “ Worse than either. He was caught red- handed in the act of taking a political straw.” PROBABLY CORRECT. American girl— POINTER’ ON AVEN “Papa, what would 1 Gamu I knows where dey's some business fer you, TWO IRISH HEADS. be called if I married — Grosstein. i : O'TooLe —* What do yees mane, yees bla’guard, by callin’ ine a an earl?” Grosstrin—** Here's a nicgkle, mine leedle frent. flannel-mouth ? “ oy Vere vas id?” REGAN hrue fer yees Oirish heart ; don't yees mouth shrink Rich father— Gamix—"*Up ter der polo grounds, Dey've jes’ from wather?” Crazy.” called t'ree balls on Mickey Welch.” comicbooks.com