Judge — August 27, 1892 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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_"* it's gettin’ to be too hard work to pick up a livin’ in this country, Ef it wuzn't so fur Away I'd go to Central Ameriky, A man don't hev to: do nuthin’ there. Whole country’s covered with ba- nanas. Nothin’ to do but to lay under a tree all day ty Rufe—* Got to pick ‘em off'n the tree, hain't ye?” “Course.” “*I knowed ther’ wuz some drawback."— Chicago Tribune, Featherstone—"' Look here, uncle, I lent you three dollars the other day to buy you a pair of trousers with, but I haven't seen you wear them yet.” Uncle Ebony— "No, sah. De fac’ is I made a big mistake about dem pants, sah, I found dat I could get a pair for a dollar and a half, sah, Soden I went out and spent a dollar and a half." Featherstone—"* Well, didn’t you get the trousers with the other dollar and a hall?” “Uncle Ebony—"* No, sah ; dat's de funny part of it. You see, T made er mistake, and spent the dollar and a half i was going to buy the pants with first,"—Clothier and Furnisher, Mrs. Winstow's Soorninc Syrup for Children ‘Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diarrhoea, 25 cents a bottle. Benvenuto Cellini had just finished a beautiful hanap, when Lucretia Borgia entered his studio. This gentle lady admired the work in silver, but failed to grasp the meaning of the design. ‘* The design appears to me to illustrate some biblical episode,” said she.‘ returned Cellini ; "* Daniel in the lion's ject.” ‘*Ah! but I see only the lions.” ** edly, however, you note a slight distention of the lions’ bodies?” “Yes.” ‘Well, that’s Daniel.” —/eroelers* Circular, CHAFING, PRICKLY-HEAT, Perspiration, Speedily Relieved by PACKER’S TAR Soap. A lady’s fine watch—four- teen-karat gold filled; jew- elled works; stem-wind- er; stem-set; a warranted time-keeper ; a gem to look at: THIS IS the NEW QUICK-WINDING “Waterbury.” No cheap Swiss watch can compare with this perfected product of American ma- chinery and brains; they keep quality up and prices down. Nota cheap-looking watch, but a t a low-priced one. ‘The artist who recentiy achieved fame by introducing some real ice and snow into his picture has a strong rival in town who went a point better a day or two ago by sewing a fried egg to his canvas to represent the moon and her fleecy bed in a summer evening’s sky. ‘The sky formed the canopy of a bathing scene at the West end.—Arookly When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria, ‘When she was a Child, abe cried for Castoria, ‘When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, ‘When she had Children, ahe gare them Castoria, Why is a lover like the map of the world? Because he embraces a great deal.— Boston Courier, He didn’t care for nebulz and other stellar things, He never stopped to puzzle over Saturn and his rings ; But he loved to watch the sun-spots that quite recently arose In the shape of tiny freckles on a fair girl's nose, Washington Star, George H. Powell, the clever advertising nianager of the Overman Wheel Company of Chicopee Falls, Massa- chusetts, manufacturers of the famous Victor bicycles, favors JUDGE with a book of specimen advertisements he has prepared to enhance the popularity of the Victor wheels. Every advertisement has the stamp of origin. ality all over it, and argument which is successful is convincing. The Victor advertisements stand out in Jupcg and other pages with peculiar boldness, and their Powellesque style is refreshing indeed. THE CELEBRATED PIANOS ‘Are at Present the Most Pooular and Preferred by Leading Artists. Warerooms : 149, 151, 153 & 155 E. 14th St , W.Y. SOHMER: a oe emepgss I jackson Btreet. PNA root treet. kansas HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS, PAPER WAREHOUSE. Ne Te nd 37 Bast He re Bean. B.Sor Witte Sracce srasers, | New Yors E. C. MORRIS & CO., 64 Sudbury Bt., Boston, Mass. FIRE AND BURCLAR-PROOF SAFES. BANK VAULTS and DEPOSIT WORK of all sinds. We have the largest and best equipped factory in the world. Specifications and estimates given at short notice. The sallow, long-whiskered man whom the candidate had invited to take a drink along with the other fellows in the room edged up toward the bar.‘ What'll you take?” asked the candidate, ‘*I am a third-party man,” he said, softly wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, *'’but I was raised a Democrat."—Cihicago Tribune, BOKER'S BITTERS since 1828 acknowledged to be by far the best and finest Stomach Bitters made, wheth- er taken pure or with wines or liquors or other cordials. The old man with the chinchilla whiskers, who had “‘come to taown to visit with my married darter,” was vastly interested by the cash dial and pointer in the trolley-car. Finally he solved the mystery. ‘*Gosh ! you allers know jest haow many pounds o' steam you get on, don't ye?" he remarked, confidentially, to the conductor.— Buffalo Express. ure, Pasilow cree) sunt faonecd bow ontderptiag oes re ca eycienoe dopand on fone forenan germe trams Gs fesicoravibrsen ian Aimnleatrong, Cats. frre ose: Duryea Cyela Gon 8 GB. Peo.te THE BUREAU OF PRESS CLIPPINGS. Executive Offices, WORLD BUILDING, New York, N. ¥. FRANK A. BURRELLE, Pres't. Prinetpal Reading Oflces, New York, J. Frank Clark, Bastern Mgr., 200-211 World Bld’g. Chicago, A. W. Howard, Western Manager, Como Building. Washington, J. J. Tinker, Political Manager, 1417 G St., N. W. London, 57 Holborn Viaduct, Paris, 19 Boulevard Montmartre. §87-We read every paper of any standing published in the world. 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