Judge — August 20, 1892 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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IT 18 THE BEST—Universal verdict. Pronounced by connoisseurs THE BEST NATURAL SPARKLING WINE produced in America. For Sale by all Leading Wine-dealers and Grocers, MADE BY URBANA WINE COMPANY, HAMMONDSPORT, N. Y. OFFICERS: Hanto Hawes, President. D. M. Hicorern, Vice-president W.W. Atuan, Treasurer, J. A. Swrrzee, retary. J. W. Davis, General Superintendent, Don't swear at the hot weather. You cannot lessen the discomfort of one heated term by using another.— Cape Cod Item. CONUNDRUM. Which is the Englishman ? THE BATTLE _ FOR BREAD. Tariff Points a Pictures for Americans. SEE FRANK LESLIE’S WEEKLY. ASK YOUR GROCER FOR The Celebrated CHOCOLAT MENIER Annual Sales Exceed 33 MILLION Lbs. Write for Samples. Sent Free. Menter, Union 8a.,N. Y. Johnny Upcountry—""1 want a five-dollar watch- chain.” | /eweler—"* Seamless?" Johnny Upcountry— “No; I'd ruther have it seem more."— Jewelers’ Weekly. Mr. Cleveland has withdrawn his wife and Baby Ruth from the campaign. Why not make it unanimous ?— Ohio State Journal. Constantly required, as he is, to chalk up his custom- ers’ accounts and chalk up his customers’ milk, the dairyman cannot reasonably be expected to walk the chalk.—Boston Post. Mrs. Humphry Ward announces that her next novel will not be out for two years, Well, there's no hurry. It will take fully that time to read her last one,—Bu/- Salo Express. “There is plenty of room at the top,” said the ther- mometer, and it proceeded to get still further up in the world.—Rochester Democrat, “The manitou” is a new dance for the coming sea- son, The word means ‘‘great spirit,” and from the description the dance does also.—/nter-Ocean. sh HE TRAVELERS’ BUREAUS of The News ice) will se jerkimer, Summer resorts. information about We commend to the readers of JupcE the White Rose glycerine soap, with trade-mark No. 4711, as one of the best toilet soaps on the market. It gives a vel- vety softness to the skin and leaves a lasting perfume peculiar to itself. Millhens & Kropf of New York are the agents for the United States. She —* L wish I could understand figures of speech.” He—" For instance?" She—"* Well, here is a reference toa‘ harmonious whole.’ What is a harmonious whole ?” He—" Mrs. Shaw's mouth when she is whistling.”"— Pittsburg Bulletin, THE NAME, BUT NOT THE BRAIN. “ Napoleon I." says Mr. Gladstone, “had the greatest brain that was ever put inside of a buman skull." No doubt; but fot all the men who have been named after him have succeeded to his genius. To copy a name or a fashion is easy : to create the name or the fashion is hard. For example, take the numer- us so-called extracts of beef we see of hear of, Only one holds {ts place and grows in lavor—namely, the original Liebig Com pany's Eatract of Beet. The sales of this admirable food prod= bet for the past year show, as we should expect, a notable increase. Cheap competition bas not impaired the popularity of the Liebig Company's preparation because the public does fot believe 4a things which are manifestly made to sell on the feputation of others—little boys that “cut behind” in business. Neat’ people have learned that the Licbig Company's Extract chiefly meant for daily use in the kitchen, not for the sick- room only.” itis the leader arsong the partially digested foods because it does just enough for the stomach—not too much. It is prepared {rom the best parts of cattle bred on purpose, not from what is left after the dest has been otherwise disposed of, The manufacture of the Liebig Company's Extract of Beet fg.a business, not an appendix toa business, But the nominal Napoleons are fussy and persistent. Therefore let the buyer ask questions and examine trade-mark and label. Mrs. Bloggs —* Is your husband troubled with in- somnia, that he does not sleep of nights?” Mrs. Jonesy —"* No; he is employed in a store that does not advertise, and so has acquired the habit of sleeping during the day."— The King's Jester. 12,163 PAIRS SOLD ina SINGLE DAY! Through Mait. Orders alone Last Month. SRE EE with your lala cute or you'caa J se tt as an ordinary caft-holder. i your dealer docs not yetlkeep it, send us 2c. nd recetve @ pair by Fetura tall SNOW & MENDE. Manufacturers, 8. B. 5 CLINTON AVE., ALBANY, N.Y. Wa wast AogNTs xvaarwumne, ” Rapid Sdiea and Biz Profits, One of the teachers at the Brown school was trying to impress upon a class of small children the lessons suggested by the approaching anniversary of Washing- ton's birth. Special emphasis was laid upon the fact that he never told a lie. One little tot was much im- pressed with this unusual degree of virtue, and in her effort to account for it startied the teacher with the question, ** Couldn't he talk ?"—Hartford Courant, A STORY OF AN ENGAGEMENT RING. “When I was a young man,” said Bodkins, ‘1 was employed in a large house in the city, and fell in love with a young woman, to whom I became engaged. About two months before we were to be married 1 was sent to Australia on important business, occasioned by the death of one of the firm in that country. I took an affectionate leave of my intended, and promised to write to her often. “I was detained longer than I expected, but just be- fore I sailed for home I bought a valuable ring, intend- ing it asa present for my sweetheart. “as I was nearing the shore and reading the paper which the pilot had brought on board I saw an announce- ment of her marriage with another, a man I knew very well, which so enraged me that I threw the ring over- board. “A few days afterward, as I was dining, fish was served, and in eating a portion I bit into something hard, and what do you suppose it was? “The diamond ring !” exclaimed several. said the merry Bodkins; ‘it was a fish- bone."—Jewelers’ Weekly. Every Advertiser who is anxious to increase his business during the coming fall and winter SHOULD USE FRaNK LESLIE’S WEEKLY. This is the b dium in the world, and we would like st general advertising me- intending advertisers to send for rates and copies. ARKELL WEEKLY CO. 110 Fifth Ave., New York. RUPTUR Permanently Cured or No Pay iTS. NO DETENTION FROM BUSINESS, WE REFER YOU TO OVER 1000 PATIEN’ Investigate our tee to absolutely cure all kinds of RUPTURE of both |, Written at sez0e, without the uso of KNIFE Of SYHINGE, no matter of how long standing. GUMWATON FALL THE O. E. MILLER COMPANY. COLORADO: Booms 91 to % Tabor Opera Block, Denver. MONTANA: Room 15 N. W. Cor. Main & Park, Butte. TOWAS Booms 601-602 Iowa Loan and Trust Bldg, DeMoines. OREGON: Rooms527-6-0 Marquam Opera Blk, Portland MICHICAN: Rooms 4446 McGraw Block, Detroit. MISSOURI: 613 Pino Street, St, Louis. 1° UTAH: Rooms 201-2 Constitution Bldg Salt Lake City. SEXD FOR CIROULAR TO EITHER OF ABOVE OFFICES. comicbooks.com