Judge — August 20, 1892 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Aunt Dinak—*Whafoah yo! wears brack, Deakun Ebony? Yo' am not a widower.” Deacon Ebony— is economical, honey. One brush do me foh a hat- brush, ha’r-brush, clothes-brush, shoe-brush, an’ flesh- New York Weekly. “Johnson was iling?” * ‘on my yacht all last week.” " Good Johnson's example was too infectious.” “Why, he told such stories all the time about his former fishing trips that even the boat was compelled to lie to." Exchange. A MISCALCULATION, Mitten —'*Come, Cook, jump off; only up to your neck. Coox—"* Great Scott! I forgot Miller was so tall.” HOTEL BRUNSWICK: © Hotel EQUAL TO ANY IMPORTED CIGAR. We for sample box of 10, by mail, to JACOB STAHL, JR., ‘Perfecto. runswick fer you should buy of your dealer: if he does pot ‘CO., 168th Street and $d Avenue. N keep them send $1.00 fork City. Though with her you re content with a pottage, And would not exchange life with any ; In summer this love in a cottage Will cost you a nice little penny.— Evening Sun. Customer —** Dear me, what a noisy neighborhood this is! Don’t the babies on the block annoy you?” Butcher (beating a tattoo with cleaver)—"* If 1 had ‘em on the block they wouldn’t."— Yonkers Gazette. ‘The Sohmer piano is an instrument that is an orna- ment to any parlor, ‘The smaller the town, the more its leading citizen struts.—Aichison Globe What has happened to make you mop your forehead and perspire so?” Subordinate— “Lam all worked up writing a column article on‘ How to keep cool." —Kochester Herald. | YourFalldvertsing WHERE WILL YOU PLACE IT? Editor-in-chief — In mediums perused for a day, or in publications like Jupcr and Junce’s Lprary MAGAZINE, which are kept for a lifetime. 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