Judge — June 18, 1892 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE VIOLATED THE PRO- PRIETIES. ‘¢BUGENE was horribly dressed last night.” “T thought he looked well.” “Pshaw! A man named Black ought never to wear a yellow necktie." ALL THAT WAS LEFT. HE SAT on a can of dynamite, Oh, horrible disaster! They could not find of him one mite, : But, they buried the porous- plaster. SAVED SOMETHING, Boggs—"When Hawkins failed he made everything over to his wife, didn’t he?” Creditor —" All but his hon- or. He preserved that for us.”” HAD SEEN ENOUGH. His NerHzw—'‘ Have you seen the Chinese THE REASON HE LEFT HOME. quarter since you have been here, uncle?” erage coe ee es some tae daa Ado peian Boplah cacon Beye. " Mx. HEnreck—“No, no! for heaven's sake, _- ° estan, an’"Lean't git rid of it fer more 'n twenty i cent no! That is why I'm living at a restaurant, My. > wige’s mother is 7 Rg sir THE LITTLE ONE’S VIEW. ¢¢]JAMMA,” said little May, “I'm afraid I'm naughty, because I've got an awful stomach-ache.”” “It was the pie you afe, I think, May.” “Oh, no, mamma,*'"The pie was too good to behave like that, “‘It' must be me.” MUSIC ON THE HIGH “C.7 ee ee ad Rigk gpa eiae dat wer agin an’ yo" wife ‘Il be eal Prince Leonetri—"' On'y-place catcha ze crowd.” ‘pricinterape ter-morrer, Heah me talkin’ ?” THE SAME_ THING. ‘+ BLANCHE VANASTER is suffering from the big-head,” tetnarked Miss Bleecker, “think myself she has an abnormally expanded cranium,” replied Miss Emerson of Boston, SWITCHED OFF. +S AY, boss, ain't mah face mah ticket?” said a tough-looking colored: man to'a city railroad con- ductor, “Ya-as,” said the conductor thoughtfully; “but it has not been punched often enough, and it looks to me like a lay-over ticket.” And he laid him over a seat and:choked him a short time. The ride was not sponged after this round. **CLORY," gaid Verdi, “is a fine thing for boys and hysterical women.” We obzerve, however, that only those have con- AS THE DITCH APPROACHED COMPLETION. tempt for it who have or have had Casky—"‘Are youse on this wor-rk?” it, and there is some consolation in ROPE ey uy Casey—"' Oi've a mind t' fill up pfwhat Oi'm afther diggin’ as a pinance fer th’ sin that for those who can’t get it. ‘0 me bein’ an th’ sem job wid yez.” comicbooks.com