Judge — June 18, 1892 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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RY-DAY OCCURRENCE. Gracious! what is that thing growing up outside of the gate?” Sr. Perex—" Don’t be alarmed, my friend. ‘That is only the top of a Chicago building.” THE PROPER PLACE FOR IT. FTER a three-weeks’ strike in his factory Mr. Browne remarked to Mrs. Browne in a dejected manner that for his part he had never known a “strike” to be produc- tive of any good at any time or in any place. Mrs. Browne replied that she thought it might be the very thing in a clock-factory or a match-factory. A TEST. MY FRIEND, a subtle wit, re- peats to me Each joke he writes, and if my feeble brain Can grasp the point, at which T laugh, then he Rejects the humor as a thing too plain, HER ESSAY. Friend — There was a good deal of fine thought contained in your graduation essay, Et Graduate—"1'm glad you liked it. I was terribly annoyed yesterday. You see, I didn’t get it until late last night from the dressmaker's.”” PAT'S REMEDY. dele ‘Oi want yer t' give Biddy a blow or two av that laughed since th’ nanny-goat ate pizen, be gob!” Ey, mt 14 tf. of —7> UNCOMPLIMENTARY. InpustRioUs WiLLETs—"* Why don't you git somethin’ t' do too, Han- nibal?* Hanstnat—"* Can't find nothin’.”" Witters—' Why don't yer go over t’ ole man Penton’s stock-farm an’ git a job scarin’ colts?” HaANNimat—"T don’t know as T ketch on.” WILLETS—"* Why, ‘s soon ’s they got used ter you they wouldn't never be scared at nothin’ agin.” WISE. ¢¢] NEVER play in a theatre heated by steam,” said Marlowe. “Afraid of fire?” “No; but audiences are like sheep. They'll follow a lead, and the hissing of a steam- ator might prove disastrous. AGGRAVATING. | TIATE a man who always has Important things to say— Who can't recall them all just now, But will some other day. IN TRAINING, She—" You are looking re- markably well and strong.” He—"Yes. 1 have been taking regular gymnastic exer- cise for two months now.” She—" Have you any spe- cial reason for doing so?” “Oh, yes. Iam get- ting ready for my summer va- cation.” MODERN PRACTICE, s4]5 YOUR physician of the new or old school?" “(The newest, I believe.”” “What is his distin guishing pecufiarity?” “Small doses and big fees.” INSINCERE. ‘OW inconsistent man is; for, That it’s true the fact is plain, Although he hates his creditor He'll ask him to call again, ~ i T IS FOUND that the ex- g SUGGESTIVE of Toner. citement of a ball game “PASSiN HE ” frequently cures insanity ; but z Buen the last state of the patient is = worse than the first. THAT ENGLISH SUIT, Uxctr, Jos—' Gosh! dew yew ever expect tew grow enough to fill out them togs?” comicbooks.com