Judge — June 11, 1892 — page 8: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

aa aint mt INERIC MONSTROSITY. Mr. Prespy—'* Pauleen Miss Pressy—'' I's heah.” Mr. Presny-—'* Dat new hat ob yourn wiv d’ mockin'-bird's wings on ter it jes’ blowed outen d’ windy.” 1— FLABBERG. Uncte Tom (at the children's pienic)—"* Now, you an imitation of Israel Putnam entering the wolf's den, TRUST TO LUCK. AETHOUGH you grieve when you are poor, It’s always well to learn— You never really know for sure Which way affairs may turn. HIS BAILIWICK. JOHN ROLLINS was elected justice of the peace in Mas- sac county, Illinois. Shortly afterward he issued a warrant which was given to a constable who was as new as the justice. The party was arrested in the next county, and politely in- formed the constable that he had no jurisdiction outside of Mas-- sac county. Shortly afterward a young man and woman came before the justice to be married. He performed the ceremony and closed it in this way: “ Now, in was quite carried a 2 é \anrctraly the presence of God Almighty XE Ur." and these witnesses, I pronounce (Luusteate Testi. MONTAL, “Air Balloon Co. Gentlemen—I bought my little boy one of your balloons and he rs, I'm going to give A HEROIC GAME OF CHANC! ScouT—"'Say, friends, if you're throwin’ them boxes away I'd like t' have 'm.” One-BARED Dawson — ‘*Clear out! Bill an’ me is shakin’ dice fer t'-day's dust.” Minchin* you man and wife as long as you remain in Massac county. I ain't got no jurisdiction outside o” that.”* OVERHEARD. | HEARD her whisper in her dream~ Oh, voice so soft and sweet ! Its melody would make it seem That heaven and earth did meet. T heard her whisper—'twas a name! Tt quite upset my plans ; For ‘twas a name I could not claim— Tt was the other man’s DIDN’T LIKE IT. Skidds —" Why did you leave your new board ing-house? Didn't Mrs. Small promise to treat you like one of the family ?” Gasket —" Yes, That's why 1 left.” 2—FLABBERGASTED., Distursep rabuit—" Darn a dude, any way” comicbooks.com