Judge — June 11, 1892 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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Braxwaro Gittam, MM. Geecony. Edit SUBSCRIBERS. TERMS TO UNITED STATES AND CAKADA, IN ADVANCE One copy, one year. or s2 numvers - $5.00 One copy, six months, or 36 numbers - 2.50 One copy: forty weews =e nas Including the Cieistwas Jupck. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—Toalt for ‘cign countries in the postal union, $6 a pear THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (Jupce BUILDING), Cor. Fifth Ave. and 16th Street. New York. (2-We guarantee advertisers a larger circulation than any other American satirt- cal paper published. The Juoor Newspaper A é 17 Avenue del Opera, Paris: by the American VC, London: at Saarbachs . Genera, Switeerland Cable $2 NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—All the pictures in the Juoce are copyrighted, and must not be reproduced without the permission of the proprietors. upon this copyright will be promptly and vigorously prosecuted. DE ATH to Senator Barbour—* Infringement ext. SOME DAY war will be done away with. Then we shall have merely strikes, P* RKHURSTING has begun in Chicago. We. shall now have slum- ming in sheol R. INGALLS broken over his but he feels bad b make himself heard. is not heart- retirement, use he can't THE SCHOLARSHIP of our new minister to France is not a matter of discussion because he is a Coolidge-bred man. THE HANDS of Father Holman are up in holy horror, and to catch some of the drippin rive and-harbor a dryly, speak- SENATOR HILL ing of the Republican oppo- nents of Harrison—* Why: didn’t they have a midwinter convention?” THOSE WHO LOST on the Brooklyn handicap have the old and philosophic hope and de- DEGREES OF Mx. SHoxTie—"* I've got just twenty-five cents in and the best man wins, whichever man he may happen to be. After the convention the only fighting is that which has to do with the enemy. The period of Achilles -has passed on, and his tent will be struck with the choice of the convention. THE BEST CAPITAL PUNISHMENT. THE LAST MAN who was electrocuted died instant! features attended his execution. The state of New York can claim the credit of having the cleanest and most merciful method of capital punishment in the world, and the law providing for it will not be repealed. And—to give that gentleman his due—the Hon. David B. Hill is respon: sible for it and ought to be praised for it. It is a reform that he has ad- vocated a good many years. and no revolting PROTECTION AND RECIPROCITY. THESE ARE THE WORDS for the Republican banner. as a matter of ordinary prudence, and reciprocity in behalf of a mutually profitable exchange. He is a foolish man who does not first provide for his own interests, and he is equally foolish who hugs himself to death. A fair exchange is the life of business, and an unfair bargain no good man wants or is willing to tolerate. The party won the fight in 1888 with that banner, and it will win with it in 1892. Protection THE MAN. WHOEVER THE MAN to lead the Republican party this year, he will be the man to be elected. We’ believe his name will be Harrison, for there has not been an abler administration than that man has given us. But the claims of Mr. Blaine are superior to those of all others, if he chooses to accept the honor—and his long uncertaint; will not weigh against him in view of the peculiar situation which has finally obliged him tq obey his friends. Blaine or Harrison or Sherman — whoever the man, hur- rah for the ticket! HONEST MONEY. T NEVER PAYS to dodge. The first Republican convention, in 1856, pronounced against the exten- sion of slavery, and the party won its way to favor in 1860, with the grandest leader a party ever had, and kept its power a quarter of a century. The people admire cour- age in party leaders, and are willing to fight with them and for them. Nothing is gained by trying to con LANGUAGE, y pocket, but Lam a ; ciliate political cranks—prohibition- spain. To Sand tocmor. Sut of being able to settle your account early next weel ‘ pai aL ocmorrow:"and)s{o-1nor Mu. ‘Terrercent—" Look here, young man; [can't take any more ex- ists, ce men, or free-silver es os cuses. | Money talks t" ; men. A dollar worth a hundred - Mk. Suoktie--" 1 know; but LE thoaght you might let my quarter - [F THIS Democratic: exteava- hier’ ile,” cents is the demand of the people, gance continues much long we shall have to get a loan of the Rothschilds or the Astors to put us on 1 peace footing. SALISBURY FOR PROTECTION! M sheol will so we not expect, now, that day be converted to corisolation and good order? TRANGE THAT DEEMING should have whined like a child when they hanged him. His familiarity with horrors ought to have tough- ened him to a cheerful endurance of his most merciful taking off. Ti 1E LAST SPE many, “Have p: CH of the kaiser says briefly to the people of Ger- jence and trust in me.” Some of our silver has the motto “In God we trust,” and that would be treason in Germany. FRENCHMAN interested in a too freely criticised opera fought four duels about it, and pinked four men. That man has business sense. You can distinguish him from the Borrowe-Milbank duelist because he is not a fool, NO SULKING. THERE WILL BE no sulking as a result of the Minneapolis conven- tion. We have President Harrison's word for that, and the word of A fair ood Republican as well tis a Republican privilege, whatever its metal or its bond. AN ELEMENTARY CHAPTER. SPEAKING of a recent JUDGE cartoon, the Chicago fail A placard posted conspicuously in the foreground bears the legend, “Odds on Har rison one to one thousand.” There is a prevalcnt opinion throughout the west that Presi- dent Harrison's chances are several points better than one to one thousind. Go to the races, my son—go to the races and get yourself wise. Possibly there are Chicago races that differ from others in the matter of figures and fair play—they may have depleted your pocket-book as well as y information ; ‘but the popular understanding of “one to one thousand that, the race being sure for the favorite, barring accident, it takes a thou- sand dollars to buy one ticket. Understand, my son? ir THE PEOPLE’S BILLIONS. E LEARN suddenly that this is a great and growing country and that the expense of its government must be commensurately grow- ing and enterprising. It must not be stingy, but generous, and the people are willing to put their hands‘in their pockets and liquidate the responsi- bility. It is the discovery of the Democratic house of representatives, many members of which a few days ago shrieked of its Republican pred- ecessor, “It is a billion congress and it will be swept out of existence!” It was, Whether the new extravagance can be explained away by the new argument we shall know presently. The Hordd and the Sun say it can't comicbooks.com