Judge — May 28, 1892 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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(7 at Ya V) 7 RMI a A ‘ \i let ee eae ILLUSTRATED TESTIMONIA “PRorEssor J. LAWRENCE Dear sir—I would recommend your massage treatment for any one suffering from insomnia, It put me to sleep at once. Yours truly, “ Kock, Dost.” A STINGING REBUKE;-. UNBEARABLE. DVENTURE, OF JOHNN z OF, THE ADVENTURE OFJOWFNY 41'S MARIE 3 happy. with her new husband ?” -_ “I thought he was perfect.” “He is. That's the trouble. IN FRONT OF THE LAFAYETTE MONUMENT. Isaac—"'I dell you, Heinrich, dot Lafayette pen a great mans fer dese country.” Henxicu—" Yes; ‘but dink ohf der adverdisements he got free und missed it all py not pein’ in der gloding peesness—nicht wahr?” A LAST REQUEST. +s WAIT a minute,” said the Texas desperado who had been convicted of horse-stealing and murder. “What's the matter now?" asked the sheriff, “I wish to ask a favor before I’m taken to.the scaffold.” “Well, what is it?” “Let one of your deputies go up-stairs and get my lucky penny.” * HARD TO ANSWER. 6] WANT to ask one more question,” said little Frank as he was being put to bed. “ Well?” acquiesced the tired mamma. “When holes come in stockings what becomes of the piece of stocking that was there before the hole came?” Pa A DILEMMA. 44] AM. informed.” : said Mrs. Sprig- MODERN ORDNANCE. \ gins, “that the present S6\VJHAT terrible execution is pope has no children. done with these modern 1 wonder what they will do in regard to ence has done a good the succession?" deal in the way of producing ordnance for modern warfare.” “Modern warfare nothing. I refer to the guns that they didn’t know were loaded.” A BUSINESS YOUNG MAN. Young Drestbeef (of Chicago)—" Will you marry me, Miss Fosdick?” Miss Fosdick— Really, Mr. Drestbeef, this is so sudden, You must give me time to consid Young Drestbeef—Very well. I'll tet you have an option on me for one week.” ILLUSTRATED Fannie A VICTIM OF PROVERBIAL PHILOSOPHY. fap RE rns Ur Co cater He—"If you didn’t love me why did you marry me?” My wife has used your health-lift only one week, rs ae ioe : bor TalreadyB0d | bes! mtich fstronger tea ours ‘She—" Well, when you proposed you said I was an angel, and I'd heard. truly, Hex Peck.” that people should marry their opposites.” comicbooks.com