Judge — May 28, 1892 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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When she was a Child, abe cried for Castoria. ‘When she became Miss, abe clung to Castoria, When she had Children, she gave them Castoria. Willis—"* Did the doctor do anything to hasten your recovery?" Wallace—"" Oh, yes; he told me he was going to charge me five dollars a visit."—Brookiyn Life, Hesitate not, make no delay, but buy and use at once Salvation Oil, "It kills all pain. Goldsmith Maid’s time, 2.14, was beaten, The sale of Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup, never ! ie +6 1+ 1s one of forty brands of “ Uxrrap Srarpe Playing cu RORTSMAN:S from linen stock, are double enameled, Beate and evenly finished, and have beautiful and appropriate backs—Deer, Pheasant, eto. unusual dealing and wearing. qualities. "4 clubs everywhere and no outat Jozen packs. ‘The cards are very elastio, gauged to thickness an are 1s moasidored matapiate!, “Ane your dealer for Sportaman’s and Insist upon having this brand. 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