Judge — May 28, 1892 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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564 AN ECHO OF DEAR FR MEMORIAL DAY, Croxus oF Decorators —‘* You've got that flag upside down.” G, ALR. vereran—" Keckon I know what I'm doin’. Bill, here, fell off a mule at Chanc'llersville an’ struck on his head.” a worm.” ALL THE SAME.TO HIM. She (at seven thirty p. m.)—""Do you mind waiting until 1 put on my gloves?” He —“Not at all, I don’t care much for the the- atre any way.” IT WAS MEAN OF HIM. Miss Vanity — "That Mr. Flipps is always staring ¢¢ YES,” SAID alter me; he torments me almost to death with his atten- Miss Elder, "1 know. have much sense.” LALLA HARRISON, who is pronounced the most beautiful young wo- man in Virginia, will take as many terms of that conspic- uous satisfaction as she can get. THE MUGWUMP. ‘¢THERE'S one thing about the mugwump that you can’t den * What's that? “He never deserts his IN THE CYCLONE BELT. Fangle—" Hello, Cum- so! what's in the wind to- day?" Cumso Kansas tow “ Three or four Cf 7 “Hello! What's dat yo’ say—hu He never did OM the evening — mine’sa‘lectric razzer—no, dem yother kind ain’t no good aftah one evenin’ out. OIL AND VI —"' My dear young lady, you are positively beautiful ! HOW SHE PUT IT. seVEs, indeed,” said Miss Bleecker, “the early bird catches the “Tt does seem to be, an incon- Z trovertible fact,” added Miss Emerson * of Boston, “‘that the anticipatory avis secures the prematurely active vermic- ular specimen.” DIDN’T WANT ONE. Agent — Mailam, | have sold one of our justly-celebrated folding “beds to every one in the neighbortiood, with the single exception of.. the. spinster™” lady Who lives across the w: Lady of the house—"Why wouldn't she buy one?” Agent —She said there wi chance for a man to get under it.” Wouldn't you like me to do 0 C0. THROUGH THE TE. TRATED TESTIMONIALS. “New York Grrkn Goops cessful in passing your green.goods that I now occupy one of the finest stone mansions on the Hudson, ° Yours truly, No. 4782." -LEPHONE, yes, I was dar—hu—what kind before Decoration day, “I always visit the cemetery on the thirtieth of May and » place a bouquet of flowers on a certain grave." “You lost him in the war, did you?” = Yes, We were be- trothed and soon to be mar- ried, when my loved one went to fight his country’s battles, 1 was a gay girl of seventeen then. Ah, me! Well, he came back dead, and I have turned a deaf ear to all admirers But what are you writing figures on that piece of paper for?” “Twas merely subtract ing 1862 from 1892 and add- ing seventeen to the result.” ~ «Well, you are a mean thing, so you are!” And Miss Elder flounced out of the room. > Gentlemen — I was so suc- If you are a saint you n deans Picayu Sarah Ber no wonder. —Texas Sif CEL The supe Shee thet it comicbooks.com