Judge — May 7, 1892 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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‘And then the blissful memory Of when her husband trod the stage— Ah, how he spoke Bertuccio's rage And voiced the grief of Antony! How many hours of pure delight To us the players have made known! ‘Through them how have our pleasures grown, Our petty troubles taken flight ! So let us to the actors’ fair And make some sweet return to those ‘Who oft have tried to ease our woes, To dissipate our grief and care! NATHAN M, LEVY. IT WILL BOOM. LEAGUE for the abolishment of marriage has been organized by some young women of Boston, and so far as they are personally concerned it will doubtless be entirely successful. FROM “THE ROSEBUD GARDEN OF GIRLS.” Fair customer —“ Make me a large floral sickle at once.” Florist —“Any choice as to flow- ers?” Fair customer. not buds exclusively.” Florist —" Beg pardon, mis a little queer for a funeral, isn’t it Fair customer — Funeral! It's for Jim-the-slasher, at the Tombs.” Yes; jacquemi- but In this hot weather it is very pleasant to ride in an open car— Jub6E AN APPEAL FOR THE ACTORS’ FUND FAIR. A® ORERAN child, upon whose face ‘The waves of laughter come and go; ‘A merry heart, too young to know ‘The phantom Sorrow's stern grimace. ‘A widow bowed with grief and years, Who erst content and comfort knew— Her pleasures now, alas! are few, And solacement she seeks in tears. For the eventful past she yearns When’ on the stage her part she played. Ah, many roles she there portrayed, And people wept and smiled by turns, As sprightly Rosalind she'd take Her way through Arden's wood- lands rare ; And as Virginia, daughter fair, She lost her life for honor's sake. STORE TEETH. ** Be you the dentist-man ?” “Yes, sir. What can I do for you?” “Waal, I want tew git a pair o’ teeth, They're all the style oui “Sit down, sir, and I'll take the impression of your mouth.” “Oh, you needn't bother measurin’. Jest pick out a pretty good- sized pair. They hain’t fer me, anyhow; they're fer mother.” HOW IT FEELS. —until a passenger gets aboard, taking the seat behind you, and who is in possession of shoul- der-blades— COMFORTING, Tatton —" Look here! I have wor- tied myself sick over that bill of yours.” Casker (the undertaker) —"* That's all right, old man. If worst comes to worst you can take it out in trade.” MISFITS. THE EXPERIMENT of making women clerks of hotels will not work. They are too suspicious—and there is too much cause for suspicion. GROWTH. OF. TROUBLE. [ F YOU have rowed against the tide, And all your ready cash is spent ; If you have nothing left but pride The landlord 's sure to raise the rent. RIGHT. oe HO was Atlas?” WwW “A famous highwayman.” “ What?” “A highwayman, the earth.” He held up A SUICIDES’ CLUB recently form- ed in Roumania has already lost five members by suicide, Why so —like these, comicbooks.com