Judge, 1892-03-19 · page 16 of 18
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This is primarily a **title/contents page** for Judge magazine's January 1, 1892 issue, dominated by advertising and corporate announcements rather than political satire. The page features **advertisements** for consumer products (Chocolat Menier chocolate, olive oil, bicycles, pocket lamps) and the **47th Annual Report of the New York Life Insurance Company**, listing officers and financial details. The only **humor content** consists of brief, apolitical jokes: a lawyer questioning a fisherman about "gross income" versus "net income," and a quip about proper decorum during sickroom visits. There are **no political cartoons or caricatures** visible. The page represents a common magazine format of this era where advertising subsidized publication, with satirical content appearing elsewhere in the issue.
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ASK YOUR GROCER FOR The Celebrated CHOCOLAT MENIER Annual Sales Exceed 33 MILLION Lbs. Write for Samples. Sent Free. Monier, Union Sq., N.Y. | caret, of a snub is often more lacerating to the ‘one who makes it, although the effect may not be so immediate:— Trey Press. VEST-POCKET LICHT. The Pencil Pocket-Lamp. A PERFECT LIGHT. 9 LEAD-PENCIL ap PENCIL-POINT PROTECTOR COMBINED. 250 LIGHTS WITHOUT CHANGE. No oil, no bad odor. Cheaper than matches. In nickel, postpaid on receipt of as cents. (No stamps.) LESTER M'F'G CO., 19 Union Square, New York. CL Is unquestionably “The Perfection of Olive Oil.” ‘The First Analysts in the World pronounce it Pure Olive Oil. &.RAE & CO... - - - Lecnonn, Irauy, YOU HAVE SOMETHING to live for if yor have nat seen our new a cot CENTURY COLUMBIA, with Pneumatic Tires. Light, Strong, Durable, and fully uaranterd. POPE MFG. CO., 221 Columbus Ave., Boston. 12 Warren 8t, N.Y. 201 Wabash Ave,, Chicagn, Factory. Hartford, Coan. Lawyer (to witness)—" What is your gross income?" Witness—"1 have none, sir.” Lawyer—"* No in- come?" Witness — [have no gross income. Mine isa net income. I am a fisherm: poh. It is not in order for a visitor to enter a sick-room hilariously or walking upon his head, but people make a mistake who think it incumbent on them, in making such calls, to wear a face as long asa flour-barrel.—Oi/ City Blizzard. A NOVEL AND AGREEABLE REMEDY FOR GRIP, INFLUENZA AND COLDS, A well-known New Yorker, who has successfully evaded the grip throughout the winter, caid to a friend the other day, “1 ave discovered a novel remedy for winter colds and for in- fluenza and grip itself. Whenever I feel the crawling. creep. ing sensation that precedes a cold or a chill I hasten home and have a very hot cup of Armour's beef-tea prepared. I have the Cup itself hot and the tea boiling and aot too strong. Lsip this, slowly, eating a bit of dry toast or a dry cracker with it if I | feel like it. Within half an hour the crawling, creeping sensa- tion is gone and the cold, influenza or grip is knocked out. I never go home at night after the theatre or an entertainment when {feel the slightest chill that I do not take a cup of Ar- mour's beef-tea. It is the cheapest, most effective and agree- able remedy that I have in the house. Several of my frien: have tried it andl all have had the same delightfal experience. FORTY-SEVENTH NEW YORK LIFE OFFICE: Real Estates... Stocks and Bonds. Bonds and Mortgages. Loans secured by coll Premium Loans. Cash in Office and Toterest and Rents due and accrued, Net amount of uncollected and deferred premiums, Total Assets. Reserve, or Value of Outstanding Policies... Other Liabilities. ‘Total Liabilities. Total Premium Income, Interest, Rents, ete... Total Income... Losses paid. Endowments Annuities, Dividends, Surrender Values, ee ‘Total paid policy-holders.. Commissions... Agency Expenses, 3" Fes Taxes, Salaries and other expenses. Total Disbursements. HENRY TUCK, Vice-president. ARCHIBALD H. WELCH, Second Vi GEORGE W. PERKINS, Third Vice-p: RUFUS W. WEEKS, Actuary, MUL APPLETON, JOHN CLAFLIN, EDWARD N. GIBBS. W.B HORNBLOW! ‘AM A BOOTH, E WOODBURY LANGDON, VEY RUCKLEY, Surplus, being the same amougt which will be shown to be the Compa anual Report of the New York State lasurance Department as of December 3t, 1 INCOME. CHARLES S. FAIRCHILD, ANNUAL REPORT INSURANCE CoO. ov THE 346 & 348 BROADWAY, NEW YORK. JANUARY |, 1892. ASSETS. $125,947,290.81 + 100,828,156.00 [kno '$110,806,267.50 $15,141,023.31 y's Surplus by the Number of Policies issued during 1851, 62.748, New Insurance, $162,004,082. Total number of Policies in force January 1, 1892, 193,452. Amount at Risk, $614,824,713. JOHN’ A. McCALL, President. A. HUNTINGTON, M.D., Medical Director. t Actuary, WILLIAM L. STRONG, HENRY TUCK, A. H. WELCH, Witla Wwartney. New York has had its cake-walk. Boston is prepar- | ing fora cake-walk. Philadelphia and Chicago are each agitating the subject of having one. Strange how long ithas taken these big cities to adopt an entertainment which has been popular in the fashionable society of towns like Rochester for years.—Buffalo Express. RUPTUR Permanently Cured or No Pay NO DETENTION FROM BUSINESS. WE REFER YOU TO OVER 1000 PATI Investigate our method. Satea, Without tho use ot EMIEE O THE O. E. COLORADO: Rooms 91 to 9 Tabor Opera Block, Denver. tee to absolutely care all kinds of RUPTURE of both ‘SYRINGE, no matter of how long standing. BUMUUTION FREE. MILLER COMPANY. MONTANA: Room 15 N. W. Cor. Main & Park, Butte. IOWA: Booms 601-602 Iowa Loan and Trust Bldg, DeMoines. OREGON: Rooms527-6-0 Marquam Opera Blk, Portland MICHICAN: Rooms 4-46 McGraw Block, Detroit. MISSOURI: 613 Pino Strost, St. Louis, jet BARRY’ Ss n/n clegant dressing exquisitely perfumed, removesall ie events baldness and and Beautiful. Totathie for curing eruptions, diseases ofthe skin, glands and muscles, and quickly healing cuts, burns, bruises, sprains, Be. All Drugalate or by Mail, 50 cts, BARCLAY & CO., 44 Stone Str. New York. UTAH: Rooms 201-2 Constitution Bldg Salt Lako City. ‘SEND FOR CIRCULAR TO EITWER OF ABOVE OFFICES. TRICOPHEROUS R THE HAIR SKIN 1£01 ities from gray hair, land causes the hair to grow ESTABLI Jerry Inright, a farm-hand well known throughout this section, called at the Courier office yesterday to deny the rumor that he had hanged himself. In other words, Jerry Toright is Jerry Allright— Canajoharie ‘ourier, comicbooks.com