Judge — March 19, 1892 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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The consideration was a nickel-plated corkscrew and a dog-chain, Miss Yellowmolar Petard of Blinky Gulch is seriously ill, She thoughtlessly wore her summer beads to a cay- ote scalp-dance at the Annie Roonie rancheria and sat in the draught of a keg of beer which a bleached-out buck brought over from the camp of the paleface. ‘Tadpole Screechowl and his wife Eunice have sepa- rated, and the latter is now camped in a hollow tree at the bend of the river. Tadpole wanted to name the pa- poose Pigeye,Fetey and Eunice insisted that he should thristened Cedric Fauntleroy Fly-up-the-creek Mc- Ginnis. Cedric, or Pigeye, got mixed up in the dis- cussion and by this time is twanging do, ra, me on a golden harp. He was a sickly little fellow and wouldn't have lived very long any way. ‘One of the most accomplished young ladies on the rancheria is Knock-kneed Becky, daughter of Old-man- with-a-jag-on, She recites beautifully “* Curfew shall not ring to-night” and plays a fiveinger exercise on the accordion. She is also clever at fancy-work. Not long since her father’s yellow dog was deprived of his narrative in a scrimmage with a cinnamon-bear and Becky crocheted .him a beautiful blue tail. If she had had zephyr to match she would have made a good job of it, Any one having dogs which they wish retailed should give Becky a call.— Sisson (Cal.) Mascot. The trustees of the public library do not make any direct reference in their annual report to the two Ameri- can comic papers which have been summarily banished. from association with more sober weeklies. 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Tommy—"Do you think, Uncle Jack, that Mr, Bowlegs ‘Il walk that way when he gets to heaven?” Uncle Jack—"* Can't say. S'pose he does?" Tommy If he does it "ll be hard to keep the angels from | snickerin’ right out."— Yonkers Gazette, well dressed. ‘want the best, then want the Lace Back ¢ Suspender nea Bad Kipling’s most-used desk has carved on it in penknife art the words, “*Oft was I weary when I -toiled at this,” If the desk had an echo it might mur- mur, in the memorable words of a New York statesman, “* Me too." —Pahifadelphia Ledger. for Ladi In Preumatic Cushion and Solld Tires. a LOVELL DIAMOND CYCLES $8 rf KAI Fer Ladies and Gente. Six tries TeFtve, ps Saddle. sb Stri ly HIGH GRADE in Every Particular. ‘Send 6 cents in stamps for our 100- ‘Guns, Rifles, illustrated eata-| Mevolvers, Sporting Goods, ete. JOHN NP. LOVELL ARMS CO., Mifrs., 147 Washlagton St., BOSTON. BM write Company's WA IRON MOUNTAIN ROUTE. THE WORLD'S SANITARIUM oo Ele eras eee 5 Reta emma ‘from Bt. 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