Judge — March 12, 1892 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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THE POLITICS of D. B. Hill ought to take the gold cure. TAMMANY is for the man who is likely to win, and Hill can hold Tammany only by showing that he can get the majority at Chicago. LEVELAND was not mentioned in the Hill con- vention. That may have been intended as a snub, but it looks more like cowardice. . ‘| CAME to America her friend,” says Edwin Amold. “I go away her champion, her servant, her lover.” When a man talks that way he ought to be annexed. SCHOOL-BOY in Newark was whipped for throw- ing spit-balls at a girl. Things change. It used to be thought that that was what school-girls were made for. 'HE REV. PARKHURST doubtless has Truth on his side; but Truth is a helpless infant if not a / at clothed as against an inclement season in facts sus- MODEST. ceptible of absolute proof. Mrs. Wintersoom (af the Van Twiller subscription dance)—"' Now that we have a quiet moment to ourselves away from the glare, do tell me, my dear Colonel Alpenstock, one of your stories of dreadful exposure.” COLONEL ALPENSTOCK (the great arctic explorer, looking into the next room)—"*1 should think, madam, your daughters could outdo me at that sort of thing, you know.” to defeat Cleveland in 1884 is not exactly the paper to cry out against mugwumpery. Ea RECENTLY the president of a business institution was retired with a pension of nearly forty thousand dollars a year because of his great ability in acquiring for his company the money which he subsequently misappropriated. THE OLD DILEMMA. ‘THE CHURCH cannot fight sin with entire success unless it attacks immoral politics; but if it succeeds it will be certain to assume a dictatorial political power that will eventually drag both it and its politics into the mire. That is history—the most melan- choly and horrible history ever written. There is great progress, however, and it may be that oil and water have learned how to mix. AS IT LOOKS NOW. 'HE BOSSES of this state are not with David because the bosses of the other states are against him. It is a long road to the national convention and there may be a change; ‘but Gorman and Brice have stopped their enthusing, and Flower and Whitney have the money which David lacks. We think it looks, however, as if > Grover would be nominated on the second ballot, after a solemn SKEPTICAL. compact in behalf of Hill for ‘96. Eneezer Coonrick —“* Well, I'll be gosh-durned ef I b'lieve that bildin's a hunderd feet high.” THIS ASYLUM for the afflicted foreigner is willing to have that gentleman control the ballot- box, but it does object to his fleas and typhus fever. HERE IS MUCH controversy as to which newspaper closed the dives in this city; but, as every- body knows, the paper that did it was the one having the largest cir culation, E SUSPECT the duke of Orleans has been trying to advertise himself through his rela- tions with a prima donna, because otherwise he would be totally and deservedly forgotten. [™ OCCURS frequently to the Democracy of this country, we dare say, that the paper that claims to have defeated Hancock and tried SAD RESULT OF TOASTING. Miss KNoatt—'* That's Miss Passée ; she was a popular toast twenty years ago.” Miss Cysic—“Ah, indeed? She looks dry and crisp and brown enough to have been one, any way.” comicbooks.com