Judge — February 13, 1892 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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VALENTINE HILL to the coy Cleveland —“ Philopacna!” PRETTY GIRL named Fannie Edwards is preaching in Ten- nessee, and the result is a change of heart of several distinct varieties. soe ELVA LOCKWOOD says she stands on the same platform as Blaine, and perhaps somebody can see her if he uses his opera-glass, ws [7 1S JUST possible that Pat Egan thought the cause of Ireland would be helped by a fight between English and United States war-vessels in South American waters. NDER TE NEW enumeration law of this state no names will be taken, All the enumerator has to do is to say to Gov- x IN CHICAGO. Mrs, Porkcnors—‘‘Arthur, I received another note from our eastern relatives just begging us to pay them a visit. What can it all mean? ‘They never noticed us before.” Mr. PorkcHops—‘* They must intend coming to the world’s fair, and they think we believe in reciprocity.” WILL GROVER ESCAPE? N FIXING tne times and places for both the national and the New York : conventions Senator Hill shows again his remarkable adroitness and his mies ie Pace eee “influence over the party he hopes to lead—which indeed he already leads and Ma. Jasren (of Montana, stumbling into wheelhouse o a - chil River Boab ae" neger sec one SeL up On igs helen ae aot find ‘Manages. No wonder Mr. Cleveland wants to get out of the field while the droppin’ a hundred on th’ game, What time dy’ open, friend?” fences are down and his escape is easy. ernor Flower or Senator Hill, “ How many voters do you want from this section?" and make out the returns according to the estimate. HUMOR THE SAFETY- VALVE, The face of Dowd, the so-called slasher, is described as “evidently wanting in hu: mor.” It may seem strange to speak of humor in connection with a murderer, for murder, even wiien considered as a fine art, isundeniably above all a serious occupation. But humor is a quality that is, perhaps, often undervalued. It is a moral safety-valve. Itimplies some perception of the true rela- tions of things. "It is'a most effectual pre- servative of sanity, It restrains intemperate conduct and the. brooding. preoccupation which means madness, suicide, or murder. Teis thea not without significance that the slasher's {ace is deficient in indications of humor—New Vork Sum, January 19 [TIS THE mission of the Jupse and the Judge Library to dis- pel despondency and gloom and to send a ripple of laughter from one end of the land to the other. How deeply sorrowful must the Sux be for the poor deluded managers of the Boston library, who. recently THE \WAY/OF, WOMEN: ordered that the JUDGE should no Coxpveror—" Il hor to charge yer another fre it cI i ure: ld.” i 6 longer emer ines se Pen Nerden pat have hin on my lap.” 2 Mee cat bet L want someting beter 7 woul Conuctonn' Shure, it makes ne differences. Fou're tather pay a few dollars more and have something be- that institution. in the car an’ he's wid 'u.”” Sone LADY PASSENGER (an hour later, at Macy's)—"'It is comicbooks.com