Judge — February 13, 1892 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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The tcacker—" There is one of my brightest boys sitting over there on that rock writing while his com- nions are wasting their time in idle play. No doubt ¢ is writing his lessons out for to-morrow. Here, immy, let me see what you are writing.” Jimmy— ; I don't want to.” Teacher—“Ah, see his Come, I want to read it.” ‘This is what she Please excuse my son James from school to- day, as he is needed at ho” ——Beston News, Mrs. Wrxstow’s Sootiinc Syrup for Children ‘Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diarrhoea, "25 cents a bottle. Why didn’t the man who invented button-holes get up something equally durable to fit them? We have yet to run across the first button that would hold out with half the persistency that the hole would.—Chicago National Weekly, When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria. When she was a Child, ahe cried for Castoria, ‘When she became Miss, abe clung to Castoria. When she had Children, ahe gave them Castoria Capitalist (to Dr. Keeley)—"T'll give you eight thousand dollars for the right to open a ighloride-ot- gold institute in Maine.” Dr. Keeley—"*I want one hundred thousand dollars." Capi‘alisi—"* But you sold Connecticut for eighty thousand dollars." Dr. Keeley— “True; but Maine is a prohibition state.”"—Sun. CHAPPING, Chafing, DANDRUFF, Itching, Speedily Relieved by PACKER'S TAR Soap. THE CELEBRATED | ROHMER PIANOS ‘Aro at Present the Most Pooular and Proferred by Leading Warerooms: 149, 151, 153 & 155 B. ath aa. SOHMER & Co. SENCPER Tic AT don'ts Sia Poet treet. vANBAS CIT Ys MO-e 18 Mata Street -E. C. MORRIS & CO., @4 Sudbury St., Boston, Mass, FIRE AND BURGLAR-PROOF SAFES. BANK VAULTS and DEPOSIT WORK of all kinds, We have the largest and best equipped factory in the world. Specifications and estimates given at short notice. A boy is expected to love his mother, even though she cuts his hair.— Somerville Journa. 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Of course caricature should have its limits. it should not invade the sacred domain of private character, but it often accomplishes a needed work in public affairs. Many reforms can be traced to such papers as the June. This publication is doing good service for the Republican party, but does not hesitate to criticise faults in its leaders." Such artists as Gillam and Hamilton rank very high, and their cartoons in the JUDGE have given that paper a national reputation. Daring the coming presidential election its pages will be decidedly racy and every Republican should subscribe for it.—Bay City (Aich.) Republican, ‘« Well, how do you like it?” Lucifer asked of a shade who had’ lived in’ the lower regions for about a week. ‘ First-rate,” was the reply. ‘That's strange. Most new arrivals don't like it.” ‘Well, you see, 1 had been married to a Chicago woman for four years."— Brooklyn Life. NIAGARA FALLS AND THE WORLD'S FAIR. 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