Judge — January 23, 1892 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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WHENCE HE CAME. SCYOU are a probibitionist eh?” “Yes, sir; to my dying day “From choice or neces- sity?” either, sir; from To- ledo.” THE BOSS FOOL. OF ALL the fools, who leads the van? If it were put to vote T think he'd be the silly man Who jumps to catch the boat. DUBIOUS. se] THINK I'll let my beard grow for a week,” said Chappie. “Do you think it will?” asked Ethel. AUCTIONEERS, from their condition, Are of a more-bid disposition, MISTAKEN IDENTITY. Fiyxn—" Did yez moind th’ coach thot wint by? Thot was Patsy Donovan, th’ great politician. Foorst he was saloon-kaper, thin alderman, an’ now rollin’ in wealth an’ his own horses an’ wagins. Do yez moind thot, Moikle Mahoney?” IT WAS STRONG ENOUGH. +eGPATTS!" called out Hunker from the other” end of the breakfast-table. “Well?” “Turn the butter in this direction and tell it to come." ACQUAINTED WITH IT. Ella (at the opera)—"There’s Charley Slim, and I do believe he’s got on Harry Saunders’s coat.” Sallie—" Nonsense! He wouldn't borrow a dress-coat.” Ella (excitedly) —" Don’t you suppose I know that right sleeve?” SHE WILL RULE. Trivvet—" Do you think Queen Victoria will abdicate in favor of the prince of Wales?” Dicer —"No, indeed. She'll rule till she dies.” : SNOGINS =. Good-moming, Boggs. Have Trivvet —“ Then it will be another instance of AN ORDER OF A(R)RES’ You anything jm a neat litle check sg ask the ruling passion strong in death.” “G" up ter bed!” you, Mr, Snogins.”” OUTSIDE THE CIRCLE. ¢4]S SHE in society?” “No; I don't believe she ever took a lesson in Delsarte in her life."" LUCK IS WEALTH, [F 1 could have the thing I want In all this world of good and bad ; If I could have the thing I wants And what I wanted could be had, With wealth and fame I'd have no truck, Td just take Russell Sage’s luck. POPULAR SUBJECTS. Professor —* Mt, Smartman, you may name some of the more prominent ‘ologies.”” Mr, Smartman—*Biology, AN EVERY-DAY OCCURRENCE. sociology, geology, astrology and 1. A pedestrian in Wall street whose watch had been 2, Whereupon the half of Wall street, figuratively speaking, doxology.”” stolen yelled after the fleeing figure; “* Stop thief !” fook to its legs. comicbooks\com