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Miss Bexrinct—"' I don't mind one dance, but I can't conceive how it can be a pleasure to you. RATHER GLAD THAN OTHERWISE. Visits of ceremony. A gentleman, with his card-case in hand, rings the bell. “Are Mr. and Mrs. B. at home?” “Yes, sir.” “Very well; then I'll call again. A SURE SIGN. Two blind men are on a train. Suddenly loud smacks are heard all over the car. i “There,” said one to the other, “that’s the fourth tunnel we have passed through to-day.” JUDGE'S ANNUAL. Se ; east CROWDING ON THE AGONY Mx. PLANKINGTON—"' You have utterly crushed me by your refusal, Miss Rentinct; but you will not refuse me the pleasure of one last waltz?” THE SMART MONKEY—IN FIVE ACTS. HOW HE HAPPENED TO FAIL. “Senator Stanford made his first dollar by selling horseradish,” re- marked Snively, “That accounts for my poverty,” added Snodgrass. “I. don't know horseradish when I see it.” DIDN'T SEE THEM. “T understand you have just been down to St. Louis?" “Yes; spent three days there.” “Did you see any of the big-bugs of the place?” “No; I went to a brand-new hotel.” comicbooks.com