Judge, 1891-11-21 · page 3 of 18
Judge — November 21, 1891 — page 3: what you’re looking at
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The page contains political commentary and a satirical illustration titled "To Try Again," depicting two women in conversation. The caption quotes Miss Hopkins saying the widow Gay doesn't wear her weeds (mourning clothes) anymore, with Miss Lord replying she'll soon be "weeded out of the list of widows"—likely mocking remarriage prospects or social standing. The lower section discusses Ohio politics, mentioning Governor Campbell's election in 1889 and McKinley, referencing Republican tariff policy debates. Three novelty clock designs at the bottom appear decorative rather than satirical. The page's upper text comments on McKinley, Pennsylvania politics, and Brazilian affairs, suggesting this is from the 1890s Republican era when McKinley and tariff issues dominated American political discourse.
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HE ENGLISH think McKinley had him- self elected to spite England. Not that he loved England less, but America more, we think. eee WE SHALL probably not have the chance, but how sweet it would be to bury our political differences in a South American sepul- chre. eee THERE IS NOT much danger of a “county” Democrat running for office, but when one does he had better previously prepare his re- mains for burial. "THE LOYALTY of Pennsylvania to the g. 0. p. is not to be slaughtered to gratify a grudge against any one man, however bad or idiotic that man may be. DPB. BRIGGS has escaped the presbytery, and we suspect he will have no great trouble with St. Peter. If this is heresy you can make the most of it. WHEN IT WAS announced that H. Oelrichs had seceded from the Democratic national committee there was an earthquake in Japan and an outbreak of freckles on the face of nature. see ‘THE PRESIDENT and the congress of Brazil are quarreling; but as the former has no desire to shoot himself and the latter no wish to whip the United States there is more or less hope for peace. E HEAR of a youth who was recently dis- missed by his sweetheart for having op- posed New York in the effort to get the world’s fair. The effect of that sort of thing becomes more amazing every day. TO TRY AGAIN. Miss HopKINs: see that the widow Gay does not wear her weeds any more.” WHOOP! Miss Lorp—" No; she's soon to be weeded out of the list of widows.” ‘THE REDEMPTION of Ohio ts a great Re- contest next year, and Ohio pronounces in advance for Republicanism and protection. Gov- publican victory. There was fought out the ernor Campbell was elected in 1889 by a majority over Foraker of about cleven thousand, The tariff issue against the odds of a party in power majority of McKinley is twenty-one thousand; so that with the tariff question presented on the and buoyed with confidence. The tariff willbe Republican side by the ablest protection advocate there is a change in Ohio in two years of at least one of the great issues in the national about thirty-two thousand votes. Put that in your pipe and smoke it into the lace curtains. THREE NOVEL DESIGNS FOR CLOCKS, No. 1—The boxer, Strikes every half. No. 2—The sprinter, Warranted No, 3—The jockey, This clock {s inclined to run second, $9 never ryn down, alittle fast. comicbooks.com