Judge — November 21, 1891 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. W. J. Anentt. Banxwarp Gitta. 1. M. Guecony, Editor. TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITRD STATES AND CAKADA, IN ADVANCE. One copy, one year, or 2 numbers - $5.00 One copy, six months, oF 26 numbers - 2.50 One copy: forty weeks ee tas Tnclading the Cneistuas Juoce. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS— Teall for ‘ign countries im the postal union, a year. THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (JupGE BuILDiNc), Cor, Fifth Ave. and 16th Street, New York. CBW guarantee advertisers a American satirical paper published. The Jvvox it for sale at Brentan Newspaper Agency at 15 King Wi American Exchange, Mains, Germ Cable address—" JuvGKank.” WHERE TH FROM THE POLITICAL “Pinafore” oes MB: FASSETT hunted the tiger and we guess he got him. eee ‘THEY ARE ALL talking about Blaine and McKinley and Cleveland and Boies. reer circulation at cheaper rates than any other 17 Avenue de POpera, Paris; by the American street, Strand, Wl jondon; at Saarbach's ‘and by Ch. E. Alioth, Geneva, Stitzertand. MCKINLEY sits is the head of the table. “It was the Platt.” eae THE TARIFF made everything high in Ohio, especially the vote for Major McKinley. rs MATT Quay as Topsy—1 may have stole de watch, but I didn’t steal de ribbon.” eee MB. FLOWER must not. be hasty. He must not elect himself president before next year. eee THE JUDGE predicted that John W. Vrooman would run away ahead of his ticket, and that did he. [F ANYBODY is hungry per- haps one of Roswell’s ravens will satiate him as if it were a larger bird of that color. AMONG THE OTHER Re- publican victories was that of Early Burd Grubb, who appears to have been elected by a large we ove on! AMINER—A man who is paid by the state to protect defaulting bank officers against the nec WE REFLECT upon the unique defection of Hérman Ocl- t is almost impossible to believe that Mr. Flower was elected. EARCH-LIGHTS having failed to find the remains of the Steckler and Voorhis mugwumps, perhaps the curious had better work with a dark-lantern, Mr. Goopcrors car hasn't shown up yet. ity of going to Canada. HE SUPPORT of the Evening Post and Harper's Weekly was fatal to Mr. Fassett; and Mr. Flower's majority in this city was reduced by the support of the Times. R. SLEICHER does the bible-quotation business for the Waid and Express emtirely from memory, and the spellin racy thereof have won all hearts. YOUTH, maddened by ‘ll-luck and poverty ber me in your will?” “That,” ly upon the supreme court.” and general accu- ET US HOPE that the judges of the new national court of appeals will not be expected to wear bonnets too, These things are costly, and they frequently have bees in them SCENE ON BROADWAY. What yer doin’, here?" “"T put a nickel in the slot half an hour ago and the Guess the gol-durned machine's broke.” THE OCCURRENCE with Chili shows that our white cruisers were not built for nothing. Wouldn't it be a good thing to send one of them down there for the capture of Pat Egan? eee WE WARNED Major McKinley long before election that he had better not make that majority too large, and here he's gone and made it twenty-one thousand. Look here, man! you're disturbing the pro- cession, OUR JOHN. 'HERE IS SOMETHING in the remark of John Sherman that the tariff question is practically settled for a time, and the silver question must necessarily be one of the main issues of 92; and there is much in the fact that the best financier the country has will succeed himself in the United States senate. HM! R. BRICE will retire from the Democratic national committee by no means because his tax-paying place of residence is not known, or because he deals in convict labor, or because he bought his senatorship, but because his various business interests will not permit him to keep the position. This kind of explanation is nice. It even worked tolerably well in the case of M. S. Quay. CHEERS FOR CHICAGO. THE PEOPLE of Chicago must not suspect that because we quarrel over the world’s fair there is a disposition to weaken or belittle it because it is to be held in Chicago. Oh, dear, no! Everybody here wishes well for both Chicago and the fair, and will do everything possible to continue the success of the one and make the success of the other. ‘There is a suspicion in Chicago of jealousy and meanness on our part, but New York is too big a city to whine or plead the baby act. HURRAH FOR CHILI! E REGARD the election of Admiral Jorge Montt to the presidency of Chili for five years as a great Republican victory, and have already ordered the usual bonfires in honor of that event. Pending the inauguration of Jorge, which will occur on the twenty- sixth of December, there must, however, be ample reason for a Se postponement of satisfaction to 2 We . the United States, if such post- ponement is deemed advisable, and such attention to the national Thanksgiving bird as may attest our loyalty to him. YOU MUST GO TO SMITH. ‘THE DEATH of John F. Mines of alcohol recalls the case of Fitz-Hugh Ludlow, who died of opium, Mines’s last work was in celebration escape from alcohol by the Dwight method; and Ludlow’s last . entitled “* What shall we do to be saved?" told the reader how to escape the opium habit. Poor fellows! Their faith reminds one of that of Mare Cook, who wrote jubilantly that he had cured his consumption in the Adirondacks, and died of consumption about the time his article was printed.“ Wh-why d-don't y’ g-go t' S-smith?” kindly inquired the late Mr. Travers of another stutterer. H-he c-c-kuk-cured m-m-me.” of hi artic UNITED, WE STAND! BRItIsH AND OTHER foreign interests have fomented discord and danger in Brazil, as they did in Chili, The desire to get a govern mental foothold in South America, as was temporarily the case in Mexico during our civil war, is at the bottom of this, and the reciprocity part of the new tariff law hastens the bad work. The United States cannot be indifferent to this situation, though the complications in Brazil are difficult to judge and dangerous to touch; but the end held in view by the late con- gress of the Americas is the end to be reached, and no effort to reach it must be ignored. The peoples of North and South America must stand together for mutual protection and prosperity, and this government must lead the way, with whatever persuasion may be necessary, to that result. comicbooks.com