Judge, 1891-10-31 · page 11 of 16
Judge — October 31, 1891 — page 11: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is primarily an **advertising page** with minimal editorial content. The few jokes and political references scattered throughout are brief filler items typical of late 19th-century magazines: **Political Reference:** One opening line mentions "the political situation in New York seems to be largely a question between Fassett and Bung"—likely referencing contemporary New York politicians, though the names are unclear without additional context. **Humor/Satire:** The page includes light puns ("stocking up" for a hosiery dealer) and absurdist jokes ("every Day has his dog" in an Ohio family named Day with 13 sons and 13 dogs). **No Political Cartoons:** Despite the instruction framework, there are **no actual political cartoons on this page**—only product advertisements with decorative illustrations (pianos, cocoa, writing pens, flour barrels). The page reflects Judge's mixed format: satirical magazine content subsidized by patent medicines and consumer goods advertising typical of the era.
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The political situation in New Vork seems to be largely a question between Fassett and Bung.—Deéreit Free Press. Mrs, Wixstow’s Sooritna Syrup for Children Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diarrhea, 25 cents’a bottle. When a hosiery dealer buys a lot of new goods he may be said to be stocking up.—Binghamton Republi= can. When Baby was sick. we gave her Castoria. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When ahe became Miss, she clung to Castoria, When she had Children, she gave them Castoria, Not every man gets pulled up for stepping on an- other's corn as did Deacon White when he trod upon Uncle Sam’s.— MWuterbury American. For bruises, sprains and scalds nothing equals Salva- vation Oil, the pain eradicator. 25 cents. Easy to’ take and swift to cure—Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. Sold by all druggists for 25 cents. “The coming man" is the fellow who holds your | note.—Columbus Post, poe, DECKER BROTHERS’ MATCHLESS i PIANOS, Xf, 33 UNION SOUARE~ “WEW. ~ a Co RE ES Pr v00sm gnceeeet A BOOK FREE. We will mail to any address our book of cures, containing absolute proof that Consumption, Catarrh, Asthma and allied diseases are being promptly cured in all parts of the world AERATED OXYCEN COMPOUND CO. P.O. Box 1666. NASHUA, New York Office, 19 Beekman St. HILLIPS’ ~ ones QCOA Unequaled for Delicacy of Flavor and Nutritious Properties. Easily Digested. Different from all other Cocoa, A tortle is a lazy fellow ; but no other fellow thinks | he has a soft snap.—Richmond Recorder. The firm of Sohmer & Co. give a written guarantee to every purchaser of a piano of their make that if the instrument does not give entire satisfaction, and is not in every way as represented, they will take it back and refund the money. ‘The firm has never been compelled to take back an instrument, which speaks volumes for their excellence and high rank, “You've been losing flesh lately, haven't you?" “Yes; I've been shaving myself.""—Mew York Dis- patch, Van Hourtes's Cocoa—Send for a can. See adtvs. People afflicted with sleeplessness should go to sea in a naphtha launch, —Pitsdurg Dispatch. . S. Parker, Fredonia, N. Y., says, ‘Shall not call on you for the one hundred dollars reward, for I believe Hall's Catarrh Cure will cure any case of catarrh, Was | very bad.” Write him for particulars. Sold by drugs | gists, 75 cents. | Out in Ohio a fami ly named Day has thirteen male members, ‘Thirteen dogs are also harbored by the same family. “This is one instance where every Day has his dog.— Blizzard, | Bercuaa’s Pitts cure sick headache. Good manners are aptly defined by the etiquette man of the Bradford Zra as the art of abstaining from fall- ing over your own feet and making other people feel satisfied with themselves, ‘PEPPER WHISKY, Distilled only by James E. Perrer & Co., Lexington, Ky. under the same formula for more than one hun- dred years, is the best and purest in the world, and genuine only ‘when bearing our sig- nature, thus: g Our own bottling at Lin Oufiper Vo. the distillery, age under our personal supervision, is genuine only when bearing our unbroken signature, as above, across the stopper. Sam- ple case sent on trial. If not perfectly satisfactory it can be returned to us and money will be refunded. bottles. SMOKER OS TANGARSAT® ED PINAUD'SEy FAMOUS QUININE HAIR TONIC.B Medicated Throat Bandage Positively cures Quinsy, Croup, Goltre, En- larged "Tonsils, Catarrh of ‘the Throat, Hoarsoness, Loss of Voice, and all diseases of the Throat and Vocal organs, no matter bow chronic. For acute attacks its action is marvelous, ‘We will send a book entitled “Tux Tuwoat axo Irs Attatants" free to any one sending us a cent stamp for postage and mentioning this paper. ‘Mrs. McComas, No. 2124 Pine St., San Francisco, Cal,, writes: "I have much pleasure in certifying to THE PHysiciANs' REMEDY the very beneficial effect of your Medicated Throat Bandage.” A. L. Tuomas, Attorney-at-Law, Brooklyn, N. Y., writes" am more than pleased with your Medi= cated Throat Bandage. Alter two applications my throat was entirely cured. I shall be glad to recs ommend it to any one.” Mas, L. Watcn, Chatfield, Minn., writes: “I have thoroughly tested your Bandage, and find it does all you claim for it.” < Sent by mail, prepaid, for 82. C0., Box 23, CINCINNATI, OHIO. AWKAURIOUS WRITIve “XXX” BARREL PENS. Ball-Pointed. HEWITT’S PATENT. ‘The “XXX" Barrel Pens are made of the finest Sheffield rolled steel, are beautifully finished, and glide over the paper ike a lead pencil. May be had with fine or medium points at as cents per box. TO BE HAD OF ALL STATIONERS IN THE UNITED STATES AND CANADA. “or ‘The public is cautioned against imitation and refilled | “ What is that terrible noise?’ nobleman of another. sounds as if some one was riveting a boiler.” ‘* Yes,” was the reply valet is getting him ready for bed."— Washington Star. asked one Russian HOKEN'S BITTERS since 1828 acknowledged to be by far the best and finest Stomach Bitters made, wheth- er taken pure or with wines or liquors or other cordials. A pair of boots, a slouch hat, a linen duster, and no shirt, found recently in the lonely woods, induced an ignorant coroner's jury to return a verdict that “the deceased was an editor who was murdered for his money."—Atlanta Constitution, NEW KODAKS. “You press the button, we do the rest.” SEVEN NEW STYLES AND SIZES, ALL LOADED WITH TRANSPARENT FILMS. For Sale by all Photo, Stock Dealers THE EASTMAN COMPANY, Send for Catalogue. ROCHESTER, N. Y. eCathLoans Ournew Toots are the fahet Rererttes coer, (Sad arepaybloten demand’ Predeatal Trest OuPhila PS "GRATEFUL—COMFORTING. EPPS'S COCOA BREAKFAST. ™ By a thorough knowledge of the natural laws which govern the operations of digestion and nutrition, and by a careful ap- lication of the ine properties of wellselccted Cocoa Sr. Eppa provided our Breakdast tables with a delicately flavored beverage which may save us many heavy doctor's By the fadicious uae ofeach articles of diet that aconaittion miay be gradual ‘Up ntl strong enough to resist eves Tendency to disease, Hundreds of subtie maladies are floating round ds ready to attack wherever there aa weak poiny | We fEay cicape many a fatal ehate by Keeping gurscves well fort fe with pure blood and a properly noutlabed ce Casette™ Rade simply with boiling water or milk. Sold only in half- sound tins, by Grocers, labelled thus: JAMES EPPS & Co., Homeopathic Chemists, ‘frame.—' Better Bread Than any other Flour Manufactured. FOR SALE BY ALL FIRST-CLASS GROCERS. Tse BARKER BRAND WX LINEN COLLARS wy) ABSOLUTELY BEST, WILLIAM BARKER, M'F'R, TROY, N. Y. Have you written Lewis G. Tewksbury, Banker and Broker, 50 Broadway, N.Y , for his circular? comicbooks.com