Judge — October 10, 1891 — page 6: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE AFTER THE GOLDEN SUMMER. I1E waves lapped in across the shining sand; A million dimples sparkled on the sea; ‘The winds came stealing to us languorously, And yellow sunlight washed the sleepy land. Across the west one broad and purple band Mellowed to gold, then flamed to scarlet fire. A lonely bird within a dead sweet-brier Poured out its little soul in song. Your hand Was tremulous ; your voice was like a bell Whose melody the heart-tears choke and drown; While II could not speak; yet no one knew That our good-bye meant heart-sick years. Ah, well! Sweetheart, one hope goes with me back to town— To be a better man because of you. ELLA MiGcINsoN. VALUABLE BRIC-A-BRAC, Bowzspy —"' Take your hat off quick, man! That's the gweatest of me tweasures.” Lawson —"' Why, it's nothing but an old cigah-stump.”” Bowrsuy —'* It is; but fancy, me deah boy! when I was in Lunnon the pwince himself put it out in getting a light from it. DRUG-STORE LATIN. SOTHERE are things in nature,” remarked the family physician, “that completely overawe me. Often do 1 experience the greatest difficulty in finding language Vo to express myself.” “Yes,” replied the head of the family; “I thought it must be something that way ‘one time when I tried to read one of your prescriptions.” LITTLE THINGS. Tear “tis little things that tell, Instances are all too ample. You and I, we know it well— Little brothers, for example. on THE CLOAK OF PREJUDICE. Primus—" Is the breach irreconcilable? Does the fa- : ther cast off the son for mar- A SUDDEN SWELLING. Se eens ees it Peculiar effect produced on the hat of Chelsey the y actor when a friend tells him he is one of the greatest Was the father's typewriter, comedians of the century. you see. A STOICAL SUFFERER, Dorortny (to married friend) —"* Do you still find Charlie to be the hero you once thought him?” MapeL—" Well, yes. He hasn't once complained of my biscuits, al- though I can hardly eat them myself.” A POLITICAL OPINION. se\WHAT do you think of the admission of the Chinese to this country?” “Well,” answered the man with a passion for billiards, “in my opinion it is decidedly a political mis-queue.” ANXIETY CAUSED IT. Piritantirorist —"* What's the matter?" Tramp —"* Nervous prostration.”" PHILANTHROPIST —" Impossible! That disease is caused by overwork or mental anxiety.” ‘TRaMP—" That's just it. I've had nothing but work offered me since I struck the town, and I'm anxious for fear I'll have to take it or leave.” comicbooks.com