Judge — October 10, 1891 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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ONE OF MANY. Montrose, Mo. Dear Sirs—Send me Jupce from now to January Ist, 1893, and send bill, and I will remit by return mail. It adds more to my sustenance than the same amount of meat and drink. It aids my digestion, it soothes, it calms, it heals, it happifies. W. A. WALKER, Mrs. Winstow’s Soortne Syrup for Children Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diarrhoea, 25 cents a bottle. Ske—'* Save me—I'm drowning !" He—'* Will you marry me if I do?” Sh * He—"All right, then ; I'll save yor When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria, When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, ‘When she had Children, she gave them Castoria Teacher (in grammar class) sentence ‘1 kissed Susan onct. “TL kissed Susan twict."—Zpoch. Tommy, correct the Tommy (promptly)— They had just come out of a down-town store, where they had been introduced by a friend, when car number nineteen stopped at the corner. ‘' Let us wait for the next car; it is number eleven,” said one of the ladies. “Why so?" replied her companion. ‘*Oh, I always have such an interesting flirtation with the conductor.” “Do you know him?" Do I know him? He is my husband."— Pittsburg Chronicle- Telegraph. PACKER’S Tar Soap. “A Luxury for Shampooing.”” Medical Standard, Chteago, “It Soothes while it Cleanses.”” Medical and Surg. Reporter, Phila, “The Best for Baby’s Bath. Christine Terhune Herrick- THE CELEBRATED vitae os a eee sae Coe Oa Warerooms, 149, 151, 153, 155 East 14th St., W. ¥. SOHMER & CO, ‘Ccaco, Iut., 2: AN Francisco, Cat., Union Club Building :’Sr- Lovis, ‘Mo., 1522 Olive Street Kaxsas Crry, Mo., 1123 Main Street. CARL PRETZEL'S PHILOSOPHY. Der bump of vanity vas predominixes on efery man's head, Der coming voomans has got here already, und she vas der equals of der hooman mans by a big machoridy. Trooth, yoostice und humanidy vas qualidies dot should been oxacted from efery one, no matter vat your name vas. Hafe a little modesty vhen you hant a leetle charidy out. Der great Arkidect of der ooniferse vos a goot book-keeper. Dond fergot it dot der soul und body vas seckont- hant cousins. Gif pblaindy beefshteak to der body und you catch der soul on a fly-bound.—Wational Weekly. Don't waste precious time, Use Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup at once for your cough or cold. Beware of frauds! You want the genuine Salvation Oil for your headache. 25 cents. “Why should we not cry over spilled milk?" asked the teacher.‘ Because,” replied the favorite scholar, “we can recover about half of it by going to the near- est hydrant."—Burdette, ‘The Sohmer Piano has successfully passed the most severe critical test by the highest musical talent in the world, Because -your boy writes verses at fourteen don't think that it's precocity, He'll get over it—Kansaz City Times. J.C. Simpson, Marquess, West Virginia, says,"* Hall's Catarrh Cure cured me of a very bad case of catarth,”. Druggists sell it; 75 cents. A woman cannot be altogether unhappy when the woman she has invited to supper asks her to write down her recipe for that cream pie.— Somerville Journal, “PILLSBURY'S BEST” FLOUR. 08 More Bread Makes Whiter Bread Makes Better Bread Than any other Flour Manufactured. FOR SALE BY ALL FIRST-CLASS GROCERS, Dy. On Sale at all Popalar Clube, Cafes, Hotals, ‘AMD DEALERS GENERALLY. FOSTER, HILSON & CO., Makers: Cor. 39th St. and First Avenue, P.S.—If your dealer does not keep them order ae Salat HOLD your, TROUSERS ae Ti PEN a ey EWave ELasTic. sxelf oUt farnisher doce not keep it. send for circular, ER SUSPENDER CO., Roxsuny Station, Mass. *® Tse BARKER BRAND : LINEN COLLARS ABSOLU JTELY BEST. WILLIAM BARKER, M’F'R, TROY, N.Y. ED PINAUD'S FAMOUS QUININE HAIR TON “Now look pleasant, please." Cus- impossible, sir. I'ma ticket-agent Yonkers Statesman. in a railroad office. BOKEN'S BITTERS since 1828 acknowledged to be by far the best and finest Stomach Bitters made, wheth- er taken pure or with wines or liquors or other cordials, A lawn party—The mosquito,—Lowell Mail. Alarmed stranger (out west) —* Look! isn't that a cyclone coming this way?” Xeal-estate agent—"' Cer- tainly, it's a cyclone. It will pass about two hundred feet east of us. Splendid view of it from right here, and I'm offering you these lots at only fifteen dollars a foot." —Chicago Tribune. “And now,” said the country cousin to the Boston isl "I have shown you everything on the farm.” F Oh, George, you didn't sny such thing. Why heard papa say before I started that you had a ‘Lisy mortgage on it that covered nine-tenths of the ground.” —Philadelphia Times. Extract of BEEF. ALL COC COOD COOKS XYHAR ROUND. bend to ARMOUR & Co. for Cook, Book show BgBee of armour’ Beiracs ws Boups as ied free. TIRED AND ‘CROSS are thousands of people every day from walk- ing and standing on a hard surface, BAILEY’S RUBBER NOIHSND 133H gives elasticity and ease to every step taken by the ‘wearer. “It breaks the shock or Jarring of the body when walking, and is particularly adapted to all who are obliged to be on their feet. To those suffering from Spinal, Kidney, Bheumatlc, and Nervous Affections it will be found a great relief. The rubber with its annular projections is as soft as velvet, thoroughly vulcanized, always elastic, leather cov- ‘ered net to the foot, and can be instantly adjusted inside of the boot, directly under the heel. All sizes, 25 cents per patr, mailed upon receipt of price. C. J, BAILEY & CO, 22 Boylston St, Boston, Mass, EVERYTHING IN RUBBER Goons. AFTER SHAVIN HEALING BATHE THE FACE WITH coounc POND’S EXTRACT. DOES NOT SMART NOR STING. REDUCES REDNESS. CHECKS BLEEDING. JUST AS IT REDUCES ANY INFLAMMATION, IT SENDS BACK THE BLOOD WHICH THE RASPING OF THE RAZOR HAS DRAWN NEAR THE SURFACE, SO LEAVES THE FACE WHITE, SOFT AND SMOOTH, WITHOUT THE SHININESS CAUSED BY OTHER LOTIONS. FOR THIS PURPOSE FAR SUPERIOR TO BAY FUMED WATER. RUM, COLOGNE OR PER- BEST BARBERS USE IT. YOU HAVE ABOTTLE. WHY DON’T YOU TRY IT? WHEN PURCHASING, ACCEPT POND’S EXTRACT ONLY. REFUSE SUBSTITUTES, PROBABLY WORTHLESS. POND’S. EXTRACT CO., NEW YORK AND LONDON. Have you written Lewis G. 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