Judge — October 10, 1891 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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Dear $ oy 1893, an “WELL, GOOD-BYE! fst HEY PART upon the crowded street, meat an And part and part; with tireless feet calins, it ‘They stand and stand, ther agile tongues Propelled by potent, active lungs. ‘They kiss, they part they backward bie To Kiss and part and say “ Good-bye! “Well. good * Good "Good: ‘ell, good-bye!" The engine pulls the while blows, She— And toand fro the truckman goes AUTAll aboard!" the trav'lers rush, marry m Except the two that ever gush then; 1 Whe whe Whe Wh With cultured pitch or common baw, : Avehurch of market: hut or Bal, ‘At feast or funeral, still are hear “The pair who speak one more last word Teach And start and wait and amplify sentence ‘They parting with wT Kisse “Well, gondsbye!" ** “Well, good-bye!” They And ob! when night comes dropping down they ha With gentle touch to hush the town iretfice There's yet no respite; for below Perchance ‘tis Bridget and her beau, ext car Qr dainty Kate and hers. who sigh Why ©. part and wait and say bye “Well, good-bye!" * ye!” “Good-bye! tee bes “Well, good-bye!” Mns. cronce ARCHIBALD, y aber PREVENTION JUST BEFORE THE CEREMONY. Mrs. Pincupack—"Come right in, Glad t' see yer all. Don't mind father. Ver see, ev'ry time they’s a weddin’ ‘ra funeral here he's liable t' git all filled out with apple-jack ; so we allus hev ¢’ git th’ parrot- cage on him th’ day before.”” WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE IT. ’ ‘+L TERE'S my photograph, Alice, taken last week,” said Helen. Isn't it good? “Very nice indeed, id Alice; “but how you've changed !* “A Le YOUR WIFE, ‘THoucu she no doubt would be perplexed If you should love another, “The Yet if you'd make her really vexed You've but to praise your mother. “It S COMPLAINING STILL. Gazzam —"| don't see how any farmer can be unhappy with the present prices for wheat.” Meddergrass—“ Stranger, | only sowed ninety-cight acres, when T might have put in an even hundred just as well.” ‘Are at Warero alles Cwicaco ALWAYS HAPPY. gid Be Hoxace —'* Where yer from?” Vixcit. —" Raltimore.” Horace —*'S Vinci, —"* Ves you from?” Horace —"* Bangor, Maine.” Virait.—"* Sho! Say, friend, nme some salmon an’ green pease out 'r your kit, will yer? I'm sourin’ on terrapin an’ I'll swap.” THAT WASN'T IT. SSM grandfather hasn't had his hair cut for ten year remarked Twynn. “Bald, 1 suppose?" replied Triplett with the air of one who is not to be caught so easily. “No; dead.” TOO TRUE. *Moest any man, until he dies, Still * wants the earth,” while failure frets him ; Mut yet don’t seem to realize ‘The earth wants him—and finally gets him. GB QUITE EVIDENT. MB BRADLEY SMYTH in passing under the rear wine dow of his house receives the contents of a pail of water on his head Mrs. Bradley Smyth —Ob, Bradley dear, I'm so sorry! Helieve me, it was an accident. I did not throw it at you.” didnot, dear.” ON HER DIGNITY. Jenway (who has had a misunderstanding ke up, but I'm not going to speak till he does, George) —"1 knew he'd follow Phese men need a lesson once in comicbooks.com