Judge — September 12, 1891 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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On Sale at all Popular Clubs, Cafes, Hotels, AND DEALERS GENERALLY, FOSTER, HILSON & CO., Makers, Cor. 39th St. and First Avenue, New York, P.S.—If your dealer does not keep them order direct of us. You see,” said the salesman, ‘this coat contains arette pocket.” ‘But I don't smoke cigarettes. “Oh, well, then the pocket can hold the money you save by not smoking them." —Afen's Outfitter. “Remember, my son, that the owl's reputation for wisdom is not due to his staying out all night. It is rather due to the fact that he has too much sense to stay up all night and day tdo,"—/ndianapolis Journal. EARL & WILSON'S Lay to your heart this lesson— Not to your heart unknown ; Win, and the world wins with you— Break, and you break alone! —Atlanta Constitution, In the county-fair cartoon of the JuDGE among other curiosities is a machine before which a farmer's alliance man stands just depositing his money after reading the inscription, "* Put eighty cents in the slot and get one dollar.” That is the sum and substance of the free- silver question—only the oki machine will turn out in the end a cheat and a fraud.—Kechester Herald. “Did you sce the story of the San Francisco gambler who raked in three thousand five hundred dollars the other day by stealing an ace of hearts from the other fellow?” ‘Pshaw, that's nothing! ‘There was a chap in Baltimore made ten thousand’ dollars slicker than that.” “How did he work it?” ‘* He stole a tray of diamonds when the jeweler was looking.” — Philadelphia call, Telegraphy and Typewriting are becoming more closely ‘connected every day. The Caligraph ‘Type- writer has been adopted officially as the Telegraph Ma- chine, The American Writing Machine Company, 237 Broadway, New York. A few days ago, while the thermometer was bobbing around ninety degrees in the shade, an old gentleman was seen coming down the street with a large dent in the crown of his hat. When passing a bootblack, sit ting on his box, the knight of the brush looked up and remarked ; ‘*I''say, mister, do you want to roast your- self a hot day like dis?” ‘The old gentleman looked up with surprise and smiling kindly said: "* Well, no, my little man ; Tam quite warm enough as it is, But why do you ask?" “Well, I'll chappie ; it's ‘cause yous got a stove-in your hai fszard. Thousands who are reduced in vitality and strength, and resort to drugs, are learning a better way. ‘They find renewed life and strength in Old Brotherhood port without any deleterious after effect. 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