Judge — August 29, 1891 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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LOST—A HARROWING TALE OF SPIGOT AND RUNG-HOL ~ HUM OF THE COURT. ALES is studying to be a scientist; but Gordon-Cumming graduated at that some time ago. E SHALL have a cipher directly going to show that Shakespeare wrote the essays of Lord Bacon. T IS THOUGHT by some that the kaiser’s morphine is taken in the usual German way —~in a liquid form and with foam on it. NEW YORK had a leper, and twenty-four hours after the announcement Chicago had one. We shall hear to-morrow that St. Loui has two. T IS VERY WELL for Kate Field to indorse knee-breeches, She wears gowns, and no- burner CIRCUMSTANCES ALTER CAS Mas. Laytin (just returned from a good time)—" Why, it's only two in the morning !" Humph! If I'd been coming home alone, instead of with you, you'd think it was late enough, I'll bet ! body knows whether she has curvature in the wrong places or not. [7 1S THOUGHT that a Mr. Korff, who was found dead in Indiana recently, perished of a bad cold; but there are hints as to the deep pro- fanity of his taking korff. E THINK the contemplated stumping tour of Mr. and Mrs. Parnell through the United States will be a good thing, provided they say nothing whatever and rete on the boat they come in on. PERHAPS the story that the Stanleys wanted to be divorced came from the fact that Henry had sprained his ankle. There seems to be no connection between the two, but a com- petent liar will take anything for a starter. GAM SMALL'S ATTACKS on Colonel In- gersoll have rattled the colonel consider ably. “What have I done,” he recently inquired, “that I should have my own funeral thrust upon me without the slightest opportunity to buy my shroud or confess my errors ?” BOSTON MAN lost twenty-five thousand dollars by flipping pennies at a thousand dollars a flip. We remember a magazine pub- lisher who hired a new editor and taught him to “ flip’; and at the first sitting, the same being a ratification of the bargain, succeeded in paying him his salary six months in advance. +4 REVOLUTION,” remarks the Commercial Advertiser, “is better elsewhere than at home.” Then there are conflagrations, good, philosopher. How much better it is to have one in one’s neighbor's house than in his own. And then there is the Democratic party How charming it would be in En- gland and how superfluous it is here. THE EDITOR of Russell Har- n’s paper, the Helena (Mon- tana) Journal, writes a column en- tiled “The Man About Town.” Recently he was put in jail, and this column until his discharge had the title The Man in Jail.” We have ever admired the beauty of frankness; and the readers of the Journal are so pleased that they want the authorities to lock the man up some more, SUMMER RESORTS. comicbooks.com