Judge — August 22, 1891 — page 4: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

OVER-POLITENESS REBUKED. ** Do take this seat, Dora.” “No, dear; you sit down,” Now do Srour LAvy—" Don't let me interrupt you, iadies, Keep right on." ** Please do. HUM OF THE COURT. A DISPATCH saying that Sam Jones was egged in Houston, Texas, adds that “trouble may ensue.” We should think it had already occurred. THE MAN with a club never searches for men of his size; otherwise Pat Gleason, the principal ruffian of Long Island City, would have long since handed in his life or his resignation. JONES is the more anxious to be governor because he thinks the next chief magis- trate of this state will be the next president. Jones wears a large hat, but his head fills it with great accuracy. JERRY SIMPSON says he shall not speak in Ohio. We don’t know the amount of money in the Democratic pot in that state, but it must have taken a large amount of it to keep his mouth shut. GENERAL BOOTH wilt try to conver the Zulus. It will be remembered that young Mr. Napoleon tried the same experi- ment, and presently it was found that the Zulus had converted him. REAT WISDOM by our little pk Tedeyram—" Everybody who lives on an island ANEADHONITION: A G : eran ype Litre, Isaac—"* Fadder, the teacher vos tolt us int should learn to swim.” Ought to be a plank in every party's platform, Ought to be schoai! dot int tee bright lexicon of, youth ete vos, no pasted in the universal hat. sooch vort as /i seca : FATHER (indignantly) —" You tells dot teacher eef she R. MITCHELL has given Mr. Slavin ten pounds to pay for damages to the latter's nose. teaches you out of dot lexicon | dakes you avay from dot When Mr. Slavin meets Mr. Sullivari he had better have his nose in his pocket— . likewise his face and trunk, *6QIVE ME adress G suit and pat- ent-leather boot: an Ohio murderer who had just been sen- tenced to the rope, “and I will die happy.” What a thing is vanity ! He evidently thinks he is going to be chief mourner at his own funeral and wants to itself on his her to be his wife, when looked up and found him looking at her SARCASM ILLUSTRATED. A HITCH IN THE PROPOSAL, sion, comicbooks.com