Judge — August 15, 1891 — page 10: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

310 THE TOO-FAJTHFUL DOG; OR, A CASE WHERE THE CLOTHES DID MAKE THE MAN. NO SINECURE. Prosrective EMPLOYER —'* What did such a little fellow as you do in your last place?” 2 APPLICANT —"* Please, sir, I was a mail-bouncer.” Es MPLOVER —" What's that ?” AvPLicaNt —" When 4d’ letters got ketched in d’ chute dey usty lower me down t' git a move on'm.” VALUABLE KNOWLEDG . syou Americans don’t know very mucl id George IIL. brusquely to John Jay. “Your majesty,” replied the American envoy, “we knew enough to get in out of the reign.” A CLOSE CALL. Dashaway—"1 was up in my native village the other day when the volunteer fire company's building burned down.” Cleverton—" Dear me! Anything saved?" Dashaway—"Yes; they succeeded in saving the engine.” DIDN’T DARE. +S COME, buy that bouquet you are smelling of And send it away to the woman you love.” “Well, really, I hardly think that I can; Perhaps you don't know I'm a married man.” TECHNICALLY CORRECT. Miss Trainwell—" What do you consider the best exercise for the muscles, Mr. Doddle?” Doddle (languidly) — Opening clams.” “IT’S AN ILL WIND," ETC. REWARD OF -MERIT. Vincista tourist —'* What are you looking for, uncle 2" " j : Mr. TeeTaM—" Relics ob dl” fight.” SO WYVHAT shall we do.with that kitten? He ‘Tobrist—"" What battle was this the theatre of ?* has killed the canary." said mamma. |S ‘ bseter ho theatre) boas Roger grits: Pen verge le : hugh’s Sam an’ my Clar'nce got lammin’ “mselfs ober polties vet him a silver collar and a quart of i,rs" night, an’ I's foun’ two plugs ob vargin leaf, one s'ender- milk,” said papa. button, an‘ a razzer-blade already. A COSTUME ALLOWANCE. 6+] DON'T think it’s fair." said the ossified man. “ You pay the four-legged dude more than you do me.” “But, Rocksy, old fellow, consider,” re= turned the manager. “He has to buy twice as many pairs of trousers and shoes as you do.” Yoost firtue u fortables Vhen of dis v back un Dher keedler gifs der comicbooks.com