Judge, 1891-08-01 · page 18 of 20
Judge — August 1, 1891 — page 18: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, typical of late 19th-century magazine layouts. The ads promote patent medicines, consumer goods, and services—reflecting common commercial practices of the era. **Notable content includes:** - **Quinn's Ointment** ads featuring testimonials from horse owners (Jay-Eye-See was apparently a famous racehorse), claiming to cure lameness - **Dr. Deane's Pills** for dyspepsia, using clergy endorsements as marketing - Humorous **filler jokes** about a probate judge called "judge of reprobates," a drunk sailor, and marital jealousy—typical light humor of the period - **Steel pens, tea, blank books, and other goods** hawked via mail order The page reflects the advertising-heavy model of magazines like *Judge*, where satirical content coexisted with commercial pitches. The remedies advertised (many likely ineffective or dangerous by modern standards) exemplify the largely unregulated patent medicine industry of the time.
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LISTEN, HORSEMEN! To Tus Telling Testimuatal. “ST. BEL, 2.24 1-2." Miller & Sibley, of Franklin, Pa.. owners’ of © St. Bel.” full brother of Chim io Alto Bell? write: cheerfully recommend it [igMagee to our friends.” Price, 91-50 per bottle. Ask your druggist frit, 1f be ‘does not Keep! JAY-EYE-SEE Mn. J. I. Case, (Hickory 3rove Farm, home 3 of Jay-Eye-See) Racine, W! every known remedy, I re1 of. two years standing, from a 8 year old filly, ‘with three applications of QUINN’S OINTMENT. Para cot haveever used or heard of Iheartily recommend it to all Horsemen.” We have hundreds cf such testimonials, Sand ono, easnogr aver. for rl f RY IT, EAU DE Ati) COLOGNE AND TRANSPARENT GLYCERINE SOAPS. THE FINEST TOILET GOODS IMPORTED ‘WE MAKE THE CIGAR YOU MAKE THE SMOKE. Tiger Cuban Stren bundle T ae sale fer uae eeice geane? 149ChambersSt.N.Y. RUHSTRAT GAIL & CO., CHICAGO, ILL: Rey. Dr. John De Witt, of the Theo RR, cal Seminary at New Brunswick, fwrnese EANE.Sakints YSPEPS [A tocotcone from ine regular profession. Pp I L La T am satisfied, ethat Dr. Deane’ sia Pils are allright. "They have mastered my case.”" Sample bottle sent by mall, voc. All druggists sell them. Dit. J. A. DEANE & CO., CATSKILL, N. ¥. THE ECONOMY OF FOOTWEAR, An IMustrated Pamnblet interesting to every one who wears thoes, sent free on receipt of name and address on ard. BOX'sst, BROCKTON, MASS. The life of a probate judge in Wyandotte county is not all roses. The Kansas City Gazet/e reports the fol- lowing occurrence in his office last Saturday : ‘*Are you the judge of reprobates ?” said an old lady as she walked into Judge Monahan 8 “Tam the judge of pro- bate,” was the reply. ‘* Well, that's it, T expect,” quoth the old lady." Vou see, my husband died detested and left me several little infidels, and I want to be their executioner.” Bold Jackey was loose from his moorings ; He had floated inshore with a tide, Three sheets were flapping quite gayly, ‘And his wake was uncommonly wide. In tacking he wanted for sea-room— His course/was not laid by a star— And too late to avoid a collision A schooner sailed over the bar! —Smith, Gray & Co.'s Monthly. In looking into the bear-pit at the z00 an unfortunate falls over the railing. Instantly one of the animals be- gins eating him. ** My dear sir!" shouts one of the attendants, excitedly rushing up, ‘don't you know it’s, forbidden to feed the bears?"— Flievende Blatter. Vhat’s the trouble between you and your hus- band?" “ He makes me jealous of certain ladies.” "In what way?” "He mentions having met them when I wasn’t with him." “ Pooh! they are not the ones to be afraid of.” ‘Who then?’ ‘Those whom he doesn’t mention.""—Chicago Times. MILLER BROS STEEL PENS ‘Are AMERICAN “"%) the BEST. ME R-S of, STECL PENS tuk Era Ga Enjoy a Cap of Good Tea, ‘Send ten cents and this“ ad" of the FINEST TEA imported ‘We will send by mail or ex- Fine Tras on receipt of 81, either Atnoy or Formas Sbione, Japan Gunpowder, Imperial, Eng. b'fst, Sun-Sun Chop. Mixed pran assortment. POSTAGE STAMPS TAKEN. For full particulars address ~~ THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA COMPANY, P.O. Box 789, 31 and 33 VESEY ST...NEW YORK, oe other Mounted Heads, Animal Birds,For HOW TO WIN AT CARDS, DICE, ETC. A sure thing, sent ‘ree to any ‘one on"receipt of 4c. stamps to pay postage. Address or call in person, MOR SUYDAM, 22 Union sg.,NewYork, Findler & Wibel, Blank Books sirsier wien, VARICOCELE SSrveniece Perfect “relanee® the tie FREE. ALBION PHARMACY CO. Aiba, Micke j MILLER BROS. Conon Co, Alliands xept in Stock and made to order by ACME FOLDING HOAT CO, MIAMISBUKG, ESTABLISHED | J. GOOLD Co., ALBANY, NEW YORK. She—"Don't you sing? Why, how stupid of you !” He—"'If you'd ever heard me you'd think it was ever- lasting smart of me.""— West Shore. The farmer's wife who trades goose-feathers pays down for what she gets,—Zlmira Gazette, 7 HOOPER’S FATAL FOOD Has not failed in 10 Years to UTTERLY ANNIHILATE COCKROACHES OR CROTON BUGS, 0. H. JADWIN, 63 Cortlandt 8t., N. ¥. NEXT! |“ALL ABOUT OUR BARBER!” Every Barber in the United States Should send 10 Cents FOR A COPY OF JUDGE LIBRARY [MAGAZINE FOR SEPTEMBER, With above title, which wi carry the greatest aggregation of funnyisms on the Barber ever produced in one volume. WILL BE ISSUED SEPT. 1ST. JUDCE LIBRARY MAGAZINE is the most Popular Humorous Monthly in the English Language. ONE DOLLAR PER YEAR. JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., New York. | baric ‘The time when the Northmen ravaged the coasts of Great Britain, Germany and France is called the **bar- "These same nations now shell the villages of the helpless natives of the South Pacific isles in the name of “civilization.” It all depends upon whose tiger is loose.— Boston Globe. “What wonderful progress the science of optics has made in the past ten years! ‘The difficult complaints, astigmatism, myopia, ‘hyperopia, ermetropia and oth- ers, have been found"—— "There is one thing | can't understand.” ** What's that?” ‘* How they found out their names ?"—Jewelers' Circular, bd 5 GREATEST INVENTION : SRY Fact opus ANTES Oe Ako Put uP | ONE! OU PR CAN. STEPHEN F. WHITMAN & SON + PHILADELPHIA. +E luventors ano SoLe MATS. “ase OLIVE OILS? «« Never rancid, because strictly pure and peculiarly cleaned. © One-gallon tins equal to six quart bottles for household. SASSERNO, PICCON & MAUNIER. Wholesale by GEO. LUEDERS, 213 Pearl St., New York, out Colorado Mines And Mining Stocks. Out pamphlet will be sent you free on receipt of your address. It will interest you and may be the tbeans of your making money as others have dove. YLOK & RATHVON, _ & Dividend-Paying Mines, habit cured wrrnocT sorrenmo, No fee unt! OPIUM Fi eminent physicians, 0. S. Saxcenr, M. D. jeacon street, Brooklin. Mass, HENRY LINDENMEYR, PAPER’."..WAREHOUSE Bata WOWE BEER ON SUBS Fon or.) NEW YORK TO INVESTORS. A VALUABLE MICA PROPERTY FOR SALE. Address JNO. C. MERRILL, Attorney-at-Law, EASTON, PA. “A HIGH ROLLER." To be seen nightly at the Bijou Opera House. Judge’s Library. 2ses'.sierticn Rates on applicatior. comicbooks.com