Judge, 1891-07-25 · page 12 of 20
Judge — July 25, 1891 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, not a political cartoon. The dominant feature is a humorous illustration of a pig smoking tobacco, labeled "In the Swim," promoting J.B. Pace Tobacco Company's Virginia plug cut. The page contains numerous product advertisements typical of late 19th-century publications: Extract of Beef, piano dealers, shirt collars, cigars, and various patent medicines (Angostura Bitters, Hall's Catarrh Cure). The satirical content is minimal—primarily **"Carl Pretzel's Philosophy,"** which offers folksy immigrant wisdom in exaggerated dialect ("dhere vas not much plenty," "goot virtue"). This was typical Judge humor mocking ethnic speech patterns. The remaining text includes brief humorous anecdotes about politeness and advertising, but nothing with specific political significance. The page functions mainly as commercial real estate for advertisers rather than as satirical commentary.
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IN THE Swit ay, 3 aS SvigeK VE TeRACe A pure Virginia plug cut smoking tobacco that does not bite the tongue, and ie freo from any foreign mixtare. More solid comfort in one package of Mastiff than you can get out of a dozen others, Packed in canvas pouches, J.B, Pace Tobacco Co., Ricbmond, Virginia, The Liebig COMPANY Have for twenty-five years been pu up the famous product which stirred m ical circles when first invented and given tc the world by the renowned chemist, Justus von Liebig. Their ‘ known around the world and has lately been carried into “ Darkest Africa by Stan- ley, It is unapproachable for purity, favor ind beneficial effects. As Duer Tha, de- licious and refreshing. | Indispensable in Improved and Economic Cookery. Genuine of wits Justus signatare’ von Liebig. {o| [man fouse BOuguET ((GAR ry. On Bale at all Popular Clubs, Cafes, Hotels, AND DEALERS GENERALLY. FOSTER, HILSON & CO., Maker: Cor. 39th St. and First Avenue, New —H{ your dealer does not keep them order direct of us. x) URDU ei 3) Jexrseuinwes tem] Metits. Bend for Catalogue. Finestin tone, touch and finish 343 to 649 BWAY, over Arcade to Depot, ALBANY, N. ¥. PIAN U8 reo srcaes EARL & WILSON’S LINEN \COLLARS & CUFFS BEST IN THE WORLO Send $2.25, $2.10 or $340 for a retail box, by expross, prrpale west of New York and sas of fenver.of the best Candies in the World, put up in handsome boxes. All’ strict! re. Sultable for presents. Try itonce. ‘Address WONTHER,Contoctioner, 212 State St..Chieage EXTRACT OF BEEF | Feed instrument. |" opposite Union Park, Chicago.—/nter-Occan, June 2. CARL PRETZEL’S PHILOSOPHY. Vhen dhere vas not much plenty fortitoot of mind dhen manhoot vas not much worth. ‘Vhen you vant to gif some promotions to a goot wir tue yoost gif your personal oxamples a chance to got at it once. : Dots besser you got prebarations for der vinter of your life, yoost der same as der fun you got in der sum- mer times of dot Carrvine Coat To Newcastie.— Itis an astound- ing fact that Speer's Wines, made at Passaic, N. J., have acquired such a reputation for purity and excel- lence abroad that they are ordered for Europe. It is used by the leading physicians in America and England. Speer's Port, Claret and Brandy are not excelled by any in the world. Store, 28 College place, New York. His friend had just surrendered his seat to a lady in a down-town street-car yesterday, when Mr. Portly, who | weighs nearly two hundred pounds, observed, ‘Ah, my boy, I can be just twice as polite as you when I want * How's that 2” asked his friend. ** Well, you see, I can give my seat to two ladies.""—Philadelphia Record, “Throw physic to the dogs” and use Angostura Bit- ters for good digestion and a healthy appetite. Sole manufacturers, Dr. J. G: B. Siegert & Sons, Ask your druggist. The adventurous young speculator is the natural growth of the modern speculative spirit, just as the jim- son weed is of a cow-pen. ‘The education most needed at present with a large class of fine-haired idlers consists in some rigid instruction in earning a living in the good E. B, Walthall & Co., druggists, Horse Cave, Ky Hall's Catarrh Cure cures every one that’ takes Sold by druggists, 75 “T want to be an angel," ‘The dear girl sang. All eves ‘Turned on the worldly wretch who s “Then why not advertise ?” braska Journa’, THE NEW REED-PIPE ORGAN, Frederic Archer gave an interesting and enjoyable recital june 19th at Lyon & Healy's music-rooms on thenew Reed ipe Organ, the Reed: Pipe type, and generates music in a degree much like the Pipe Organ, in the peculiar blending of tone and the m tallic vibrant quality. Each set of registers has a different rela- tion to the sound-board, and the tone is controlled by sound chambers, which give, in'a different way, force to tone, as well as variety and resonance. The new feature introduced con- sists of flexible copper sound-boards. This instrument fs par- | ticularly well adapted for chamber concerts in small halls or Private houses, and has decided advantages over the ordinary Tt is made by Lyon & Healy at their factory, NESS AND HEAD NOISES CURED by Peck's Invisible Tubular of proots FREE. Sold only by Judge’s National Hotel Guide. NEW YORK CITY. MREVOORT HOUSE, Fifth Avenue. (near Washiogtoe Broadway (corner s9ih x 1.11. Baestin & Bo GHAND_UNION HOTEL, Euworran Prax. (Opposite Grand Central Depot, azd st), New Vork. Rooms $1 Baeguge toand from Grand Central de ‘OFEAN PLAN $3.0, fen Lane, Albany. ORTHAMPTON, MASS. : MANSION HOUSE, Asinxican Pav. Jos. P. Mane, $2.un, HOTEL Overlooking Central Park, Fifth Avenue, 58th. Ke and 59th sts., Class. New Yor! Highest ° Absolutely FIRE-PROOF iS On American and Within European Plans. half block 6th Avo, Elevated R. R, terminus, Sth Ave. Stages and Cross Town Cars pass doors, SERED nite JUDGE nusian’ BLACK INK SIGMUND ULLMAN, 536. 538 PEARL ST.. N.Y. BALTIMORE, MD. ST. JAMES HOTEL, Ev. Prax. Geo. QUINCY, ILL. FLETCHER'S TREMONT HOUSE. $2 to $2.s0 per day. WASHINGTON, D. C. WILLARD'S.—Send 2 stamps for guide iree_O.G. Startxs, WATKINS, N. Y. N CITY HOTEL. —Convenient to Depot and Glen. J. S. Bavine, Prop'r. GLEN PARK HOTEL. — Watkins Glen. N.Y. Largest an pearest entrance to.Gien, | First-class popular’ prices. Seni for circular and analysis of Mineral spring. C. S. Frost. JEFFERSON HOUSE.—Firstclass. Near Glen and depot. $2 per day and up. C.N. Ricnaxns, Prop'r. 1 r ©) Moderat ISR ER Frcs ADAMS. $1.s0up. 4 a ie PRICES, GRAND, UPRIGHT AND SQUARE. TO RENT, INSTALLMENTS, ANO EXCHANGED. Fifth Avenue, cor. 16th Street, New York. ‘RED HAN The instrument is the largest yet constructed of | DELICATE, FRAGRANT, LASTING. 1a fragrance 1s that of the opening buds of Spring. Once used your deter dowel CEU PARE TS amps for aeamale JAS. S. KIRK& CO., Chicago. SHANDON BELLS; tho ONLY Tollet Soap. 0, E. HIRES & CO., Philadelphia, ALLSOPP’S . ALE. BOTTLED BY THE BREWERS IN ENGLAN GHEST GRADE IMPORTED. ‘SOLD. EVERYWHERE. New York Branch, 93 PEARL ST., E. L. ZELL, Agent. Do You Suffer : with Piles? od of treat: ment. Medicine casily used and gives immediate relief, 5 Gal treatment and large package of Cure 93. Hall size, §x. Gur book, “How to Cure Plies," sent free. We will cure you or Feturn your money. No humbug about it. . (Box yoo). GLOBE MEDICINE CO., Cincinnati, 0. Youcan cure ourself ina few days with our new and GRATEFUL—COMFORTING. EPPS'S COCOA (ncux, BSB Uroadway, New York, | BREAKFAST. “ By a thorough knowledge of the natural laws which govern the operations of digestion and nutrition, and by 2 careful ap- lication of the fine properties of well-selécted Cocoa, Mr. Epps provided our breakfast tables with a delicately flavored beverage which may save us many heavy doctor's bills. It is by the judicious use of such articles of diet that a constitution may be gradually built up until strong enough to resist every tendency to disease. Hundreds of subtle maladies are floating around Us ready to attack wherever there isa weak point. We escape many a fatal shaft by keeping ourselves well fort withipure blood and a properly nourished frame.—" Cietl jimply with boiling water or mitk. Sold only in half ‘ound tins, by Grocers, labelled thus: JAMES EPPS & Co., Homeopathic Chemists, London, England, NEW YORK CENTRAL & HUDSON RIVER R. R. ays Only Tronk Line Entering the City of New York. ALL TRAINS ARRIVE AT AND START FROM GRAND CENTRAL STATION, 42d ST. AND FOURTH AVE., NEW YORK. comicbooks.com i