Judge — July 25, 1891 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Still T hear the joyful rhythm of that titillating tinkle, ‘And I smell the grateful odors of the placid per- fumed night— Odors blown from glens a-sprinkle with wild-rose and aperiminkle, And from lakes where lazy lilies loll in languor for the light, Through the valley of the long years that is glimmering behind me I peer down through the vista that connects the then and now, With a youth's audacious’ unconcern a careless boy I find me, At the sweet mellifluous milking of the cow. IW. Foss in the Yankee Blade, Mrs, Winstow’s Sooritna Syrup for Children Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diarrhoea, 25 cents a bottle. Silversmith —* This piece, as you notice, depicts in repoussé the story of Venus and Adonis.” Customer — ** But I only see the goddess’s figure.” Si/versmith— “True enough. Adonis is chasing the wild boar, and is out of sight."—Jewelers’ Circular. 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The government supplies for the United States Army and Indian Hospital stores contain ALLCOcK's PLaSTERs, and the medical profession throughout the world is well aware of their relia- fon} Ge PMA te PA Z ‘Hal Ha!—Don’t fail to read “‘ UNCLE JOSH” in the JULY JUDCE LIBRARY, just Issued. | Seana comicbooks.com