Judge — June 20, 1891 — page 10: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

IN ORCHARD LANES. RONDEAU, [8 ORCHARD lanes, where blossoms glow Pink-white and pink, and white as snow ; Where heavily along the noon The perfumed zephyrs sink and swoon, And droning bees drift to and fro, ‘The gnarled old trees, row after row, Wave all their branches soft and slow, Where drowsy winds their numbers croon In orchard lanes, The day wanes down, and westward lo! Diana bends her silver bow, Dim crescent of the harvest moon ) . That faint appears in skies of June, While Ceres shades her eyes below In orchard lanes. RENEST MC GAYFRY. Bitt.—"* Bin cleanin’ out the Methody meetin’, Bin leadin’ the rewival over there.” Brit —"* What's all them shootin’-toggery fer, then?” Snorty —"' Well, I'm sort uy umbitious like.” [can’t argy good, but yer bet I busted the record on converts, notwithstandin’, NO CONNECTION. HEN Jones was attacked by the grippe he hurried to a physician, The man of science made a thorough examination. At its conclusion he asked, “ Was your father not a consumptive?” “No,” replied Jones promptly; “he was a photographer.” TESTY TESTIMONIALS. \ She—"Ibsen’s dramas have this effect over audiences. The illusions are complete. It is real life they see.” He—" Yes; all during the performance last night I heard people mur- muring that it was no play at all.” NO NEED OF ANOTHER. State-department attendant —“ There's a man outside who wants to tell you about some reforms that are needed in the United States.” Secretary Blaine—" Tell him to leave his address and I'll send for him when Rudini and Kipling get through.” THE ACTOR'S LOT. Faxin—"Out of a job, Footlights? Why. T thought you, were en- HER WAY OF PUTTING IT. traveling company as walking-gentleman ? So 1 was; but [had to walk all the way home !" Mfiss Bleecker (of New York) —" There are no flies on Mr, Spatts.”” Miss Emerson (of Boston) No; I too have failed to detect any NO POWERS OF ENDURANCE. specimens of the musca domestica upon him.” + +}JOW far can you drive that mule in a day, Uncle "Rastus?” hous ah, for cash.” COULDN’T FOOL HIM. “Forty miles, What! cvery day?” “T! “Well, sah, T mought hab ter git a new mewl de secon’ day.” ‘Snot tematies,” said Johnny when the tomato-patch was shown him.“ Tematies gwows in big yed cans.” COMERS / ConEen’s, i \ConmeEN's EAST- Spc / Y CAST -S1DE l / East - spe Ly fy CLOTHING House. YY 4, / CLOTHING HOUSE, lf Ye, “a Y THE “ALL-WOOL” SUIT AND THE HUMID WEATHER; comicbooks.com