Judge — May 9, 1891 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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72 JUDGE OFFERING ODDS. HE. New-York-bound D., L. & W. train was just pulling out of the Broad-street depot, Newark, when the brakeman put his head in the door to announce the next station.“ Harrison next !" he shouted. “Ten to one he isn’t!” yelled a man in the rear of the car, jumping to his feet. ACTUAL AND IDEAL. s¢\WVVRETCHED affair, that suit for divorce instituted against Idealow by his wife. Haven't I seen her maiden name in print before?” “Possibly. It was she who won that thousand -dollar prize for the best description of an ideal husband.” AFFINITIES. THERE are shapes and forms that come and go in spite of bole or double guard, And histories sunken fathoms deep find record in the light ; There are shades that rise at height of noon from landscapes smiling in the sun, While I myself am but a ghost re-born the other night. COONTOWN AMATEUR THEATRICALS. THE MANAGE! stah Johnsing, I is deputed by de com- any to ax yo" whaflo’ yo" appeah in de réle ob Othello” wif yo" Re painted white?” OTHELLO (swith dignity)—" Dat, sab, am to carry out de effeck perduced on all de great stages ob de world, ob habin’ de hero's complexion in dis play contrast wif de complexion ob all de rest ob de players, sah,” ADMIRATION. +*PJOCTOR JACKSON seems to be a nice man, I have met him several times lately and I am getting to admire him very much.” “Socially ? “Yes, Socially, morally and jewel A DIFFERENCE OF DOLLARS. Primus —"Why isn’t Hall received in the best society if Ross is? Secundus —" Hall's father was an absconding cashier.” Primus —" So was Ross's Secundus—" Nh, but Ross's father kept the money and Hall's didn't THE TRUTH OF IT. A “GILDED YOUTHL” it must be stated, Is generally but plain brass-plated, AN AWFUL CONTINGENCY Deacon Ceawrorp (out of breath) —" Iie'er Smi Brorier Sarit —"* Wha's dat Dracox Crawrorp —" Ef yo" doan’ be more spry “bout ketchin’ dat fowl I won't answer fo" de strength ob dis tail much longer.” A HAPPY FELLOW. Se PID Witticus have a serious attack of the grip? “Oh, no; he never takes anything seriously, you know, FORCE OF HABIT. Bronson—* Henry, go to the telephone and ring up twelve Henry (lately employed in oyster - saloon) — “Hel-lo!” One dozen raw.” A SPRING HINT. REGRET and cash are soon started In various ways and channels ; “The fool and his money are soon parted"— Ditto as to his flannels. PUTTING IT OFF. Tommy's mamma (as Tommy suddenly bursts out crying) —" What is the matte 3 Tommy —*\ burt myself this afternoon.” A POINTED ANSWER. Tommy's mamma —" Why didn't you ery then Mk, Ler. (who in pleading a hopeless passion has knelt down suddenly)—" Oh, heaven, what instead of now?" agony ! ; Miss BULttos =" Do not take i art, Mr, Lee, I did not think my refusal would bring Tommy —""Cause 1 was busy. I was playin’, fits Buiaiox not take it so to heart, Mr. Lee. I did not think my refusal would bring with Freddy then. Mu. Lee —" It's not an attack, it's a tack—and point up too. Great Scott !" comicbooks.com