Judge — May 9, 1891 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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INDICATIONS. KNOW he likes me; not by shy And tender smiles of looks caressing. know it, yes By his unpleasant manners; by His Bew-found, dreadfully istressing He who was tranquil, debonair, Was dertrousongived, carclesly cheerful, Was blithe and bold, Sits with a dull and vacant stare; ‘Smiles in_a gloomy fashion (earfu! "To behold. Utiers—he who was frolicsome— Such heayy, vapid things as never Spake he before : Stammers and blunders; or is dumb Long periods, He who was clever Isa bore. Thinks not of what he wears, although Dismal he is, and Dapper of hances slip by ; He who was dauntless dare not speak Hat too antiqui ‘One trifling word. Nor does he—can he— wh ‘See that ho was spruce! I know he loves me. And some day T shall have hardily confessed it— fenderly too: 1 shall avow the simple way— ‘Tell him how easily T guessed it— How I knew! RAMA A. OFFER, SENTENCES PASSED BY THE JUDGE. THE good, weak souls go to heaven ; the strong souls bring heaven to them. EPR If more care were given to character, less attention might be demanded by QUITE EVIDENT. the reputation. 7 . 5 3 f FARMER JENKINS—'* Hands off? Well, I should sesso—and head There would be no peace in all high, broad heaven for one thrust in against and feet tew {or th’ matter o' that. ‘These here people must think folks the will of the in- - can’t see.” mates. Experience is not a coin to be passed from hand to hand, but consists of golden grains which a man must dig for himself in order to possess, and whose value decreases or is lost as it passes from his hands. Only those who have given up the happiness of a personal love find ‘themselves near to fulfilling the command to love the world. Yet, in rightly loving one small fraction, one weak individual of that world, one may be fulfilling as divine a command and serving as high a purpose. BOUND TOGETHER. Primus—"You and Jackson are always together, Some strong bond of union between you, eh?” Secundus —" Yes. He is too obtuse to take a hint and I am too gentlemanly to insult him.” SHE WAS RAPID. Mrs. Bunting —"1 read to-day of how a bride-elect refused to be married rigit at the altar, and answered no when the minister asked if she would have the man.” Bunting —" She cele- brated her wouldn't wed: ding rather prematurely. WOOING. YOU who would woo, ‘This course pursue : Be bold! So is a woman won, But hold ! You must be humble too ; So be the two in one; Then is your sweet task done. AS IT WAS INTENDED. Wampy WILLIAMS. Where did you catch it?” AEST AT OAS: ae a 'r enact op. to der park.” Tuinsty Tiostas—" No; but I'm goin’ in here ter see SUPERLATIVES. if T can’t git a drink out of it.” The most wonderful thing in the world (to Annie) — That one so exalted as Victor should lay his possessions and appendages at her feet. (To Victor)— That the star-like Annie should stoop earthward to receive his humble gift. The happiest man in the world—The one with a slender, annular band of gold reposing in the pocket nearest his heart. The rarest thing in the world—A wooing free from selfishness on the man’s part and without caprice on the part of the woman. The most natural thing in the world — For birds and girls to plume the feathers and take on airs and graces in the presence of the opposite sex. SSB EUS [F when you are fishing for trout Not a bite comes to answer your wishing, You'll acknowledge, beyond e'en a doubt, THE LATEST THING OUT. That that is 4/ue-fishing. THE FORCE OF HABIT. UNDERTAKER Morris (absent.mindedly, as he helps his newly-oed daughter off (0 the station)—* Drive slow, James, and straight to Greenwood cemetery.” comicbooks.com