Judge — April 25, 1891 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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42 THE LATEST INVENTION. . The bob-tail car boy-bouncer, for the especial benefit of boys who ** cut behind.” SENTENCES PASSED BY 8 PROPORTION as one’s nature and emotions develop ia complexity docs their expression gain in directness and simplici Though a man may not escape his fate, he shall bind her hands in the meshes of her own web and triumph in fulfilling her decrees. We are apt to forget that the only attribute of a crown is not its lustre; that in proportion as it is precious will it press upon the brows with the weight of responsibility. A {ree rein may be given ambition if one is strong and sure of touch. But otherwise there comes disaster more han that which befell an attempt to drive ambition tandem with love. are born happy—those who die young; some achieve happiness in learning how to live; but no one has ever yet had happiness thrust upon him—not even your friend the hod-carrier or your passing acquaintance the tinsmith. Love breeds not wii the only guest that finds a ready corner on the soul's hearthstone. THE BABY HAS ACHIEVED CALMNESS. Doctor's son (rushing into his father's office) —“ Papa! ob, papa "—— Doctée Ponderous—""My son, how often have I told you not to disturb me when I am reading or writing? vill be a really helpful, practical article for the Family Physician on * The necessity of promptness in emergencies,’ and I will then attend to you. Sit down, my son, and learn calmness of your father. Sit down, sit! (Half an hour later.) Now, my son, I shall be happy to attend to your communication.” Son (with great calmness) —“ I merely wished to remark, sir, that the baby was choking. out, and that nurse was so frightened she just stared and never offered to touch her.” Wait till | Have finished what AKY OF MUSIC, Mrs, Warne ( pettishly) —"* Why, we were married !" "> Mr. Wanete (teearily) Is enough to fill the bill at this time.” “Well, you know a man who fights and runs away may live to run another day.” “ We'll have a fish-bawl now,” said he, ambition, Love is unique. Let the beasts howl around your domicile, but keep this heavenly songster to soothe your soul and glad your heart on the nights which would else be solitary. For love is you often asked me to sing that song frvice before es; we were two then and are one now. I guess once Bobby, what is a failure? JUDGE A LETTER FROM EUROPE. ‘A modern young lady who is A NEW READING. being educated in Europe scoda SeTHAT'S the second time that Juggins has desert- her old father one of those letters ai hist wile’alter'a bik old Gaal so fashionable over there—written > ‘s ee crosswise, upside-down, diagonal- etc. etc. His attempts to read are illustrated by our artist. A TRUE FISH-STORY. OUNG DOBSON, with a mind to fish, Is quite too fond of playing hookey ; So off eel slyly go and scale The fence, and down beside the brook he Will sit and sit and sit and sit, His patience not at all a-bait-ed, ‘Though not a bite he gets to show For all the wasted time he's waited, Once, perched upon the bank he sat, In hopes to catch enough for one dish. His father stole upon the seine And saw his ineffishient sun-fish. And when his son came home at night He took a rod from off the cupboard : And whaled the youngster till he blubbered. MES, GRORGE ARCHIBALD, THE JUDGE. KATHRINE CHORRAN, samma had gone A BAD BREAK. SAND why were you dis- charged from your last plac “I'd served me time.” THE UNVARNISHED TRUTH. Firmness—My stub- bornness. Stubbornness —Your firmness. A PARADOX. HE clerk who has been hired Grows strange, beyond a doubt ; For when he has been fired He says he is put out. DEFINITIONS. School- teacher —" John- ny, you may tell me what success means.” The prosper- nation of anything attempted. School-teacher — ow, John —" Ma says pais.” One rea kauze we Josh Bill Anziou evening I yours. sighted, When When When When Queen of as ava royal hig! by huntir “Wha ration?” was born go to Yal on Harv: All da adding t manufact An eff bite by was the applied America soap, 2 physici 25 Ares Ware: Cwrica Club | Crry, wit comicbooks.com