Judge — April 11, 1891 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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© Lsee I am two nickels out, Said Charles, and wheeled his chair about Fe soceae the sme he other way. This poor tobacco doesn’t pa ‘Then’ up spoke Jack: = The cabbage kind Is never to my health and mind. Tsmoke the kind for king or Why don’t you get the Nickel-1n?” Cigars for saie only at our stores. | The heroism that can wear old clothes until able to buy new is said to be the most lonely feeling on earth. —Ram's Horn, ‘When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria, | When she was a Child, abe cried for Castoria. | When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. When she had Children, she gave them Castoria. The Lord knew what was best for man’s ice of mind when he failed to put eyes in the back of his | head.—Atchison Glob Mars, Wixstow’s SooTHine SyRuP for Children Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diarrhea. 25 cents a bottle. Mrs. Malaprop sometimes hits the nail on the head. 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To me there is nothing on earth half so dear As the long-liorned, slim-bodied Texican steer. How often 1 wish that I was a steer, With a long shiny horn at the butt of each ear ; With a clear, fearless eye, and a tapering tail That would snap like a whip in the maddening gale. How I'd beller And roar! And paw up the ground! And lope over the hills with a thundering sound, And snort like a terror, and hump up my back When I saw the wild cow-boy pursuing my track— And I'd laugh at his oaths as he fell to the rear. Oh, I'd be a Jo-dandy if I was a steer ! T once roped a beautiful steer—but I fell, Fell from my pony with ear-piercing yell! Fell with the lariat fast to my wrist! Fell to be dragged through the grass wet with mist. Bumping ! olling ! Grunting I went! A full mile a minute, or I don't want a cent. ‘The gravel and grass yanked the hide from my nose And ruined a pair of forty-cent hose ; Aye, even my bustle was thrown out of gear By the frolicsome freaks of that beautiful steer. Use Angostura Bitters to imulate the appetite and organs in order. Dr. J. G. B. Sie- gert & Sons, sole manufacturers. At all druggists. Little boy —"* Ma na, Thad the nightmare las’ night awful.” Mamma —"" Vhat's because you had so much cake and_ preserv Little boy (hastily) —" Night- mares don't really hurt, you know ; you only think they is goin’ to, same as playin’ ghost. | like nightmares, They is real fun."—Vew York Weekly, If there were laws under which the quail, partridges, turkeys, geese and other wild fowl and birds could be absolutely protected for the space of twenty-five years the United States could gain forty million dollars in the increase of crops. No such laws can be made, however. Huanity must have something to shoot at, even if only a frog.—Detroit Free Press. BENEFITS. $7 7 es 849 Weekly. $200 to 184000 in three to seven years faring life: also in case of death. Men and women in all branches of business wanted as agents. Big pay and easy work. Address at once, 8. 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