Judge — April 4, 1891 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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It may be interesting to many to know that the wonderfal irae of Kirk's Javenile Toilet Soap has run ite sales S mount of 2,769,497 dicating that Soap in the who are ac- that ft fe fort in which tators: notice to take 20 plea toilet a they © not ge to to which and all while adver talning \) 200 why yehould ‘ould be 5 Ws emany farvelous rit it pow eR has a oN forall fee told everywhere, te. If it cannot be obtained at you store send 25 cents in stamps to the manufacturers Jas, 8. Kirk & Co, Chicago, Mil, and a cake will be sent by return mail) ‘They manufacture Shandon Bells, the only perfame, LITTLE GE anak trey marcha old ite eesses stre far exceed t that euch may in the world Only bank it is impossi- ble to get ‘coin out by manipulation before bank is fall. Solid asa rock. Cannot get out of order. Avoid imitations. Sent post-paid for ase. (aver), Write for price list. In- ducements z Gait In iitRopvotIoN 00., A gs pearborn St. = hleago, Us. BEATTY ORGANS, PIANOS 835 up. Write for Catalogue, Address DANIEL F. BEATTY, Washington. N. J SAVE MONEY ON Nahar ont arene i Bafocy, Svtm. bal SAIC: Sti aboer ures now CARL UPMANN’S BOUQUET CICAR. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. All genuine CARL UPMANN’S BOUQUET CIGARS have 1 band bearing his name, as in above cut. This is the finest 10- cent Cigar manufactured in the world. For the past ten years it has been sold by the leading jobbers in the United States, and has seadily increased in popularity and volume. having Feached in 1889 over three and three-quarter millions; and it wil reach five millions for 1890. and. it to-day stands without a rival. For sale by all FIRST-CLASS RETAILERS in the principal cities throughout AMERICA. It is manufactured in {iro sties “BOUQUET EXTRAS, packed 25 and so ina box, and BOUQUET LONDRES, packed 100 in a box.” If you de- fire a fragrant and delicious smoke, equal to many IMPORTED gocent cigars, the BOUQUET will surely please you, and the ame of UPMANN, which every cigar bear, should be a sufi- cent guarantee of its high standard quality to satisfy the most fastidious consumer, NEW YORK CENTRAL | AND HUDSON RIVER R. R. from "which | | HE WORRIED ABOUT IT. “The sun's heat will give out in ten’ million years more,” And he worried about it; It will sure give out then, if it doesn’t before," ‘And he worried about it. It would surely give out, so the scientists said In all scientifical books that he read, And the whole mighty universe then’ would be dead, And he worried about it, And some day the earth will fall into the sun, ‘And he worried about it; ‘+ Just as sure and as straight as if shot from a gun,” And he worried about it ; “ When strong gravitation unbuckles her straps Jost peture, be sald, “what fearful coll {t will come in a few million ages, perhaps,” ‘And he worried about it. “The earth will become much too small forthe race,” And he worried about it ; “When we'll pay thirty dollars an inch for air space, And he worried about it’; “The earth will be crowded so much, without doubt, ‘That there'll be no room for one’s tongue to stick out, And no room for one’s thoughts to wander about,” And he worried about it. “The gulf stream’ will curve and New England’ grow torrider (Aad he worried about it) ‘Than was ever the climate of southernmost Florida,” And he worried about it. “The ice-crop will be knocked into small smithereens, And crocodiles block up our mowing-machines,, And we'll lose our fine crops of potatoes and beans,” ‘And he worried about it. “* And in less than ten thousand years, there’s no doubt,” ‘And he worried about “Our supply of lumber and coal will give out,” And he worried about it; lust then the ice age will-return cold and raw, Frozen men will stand stiff with arms outstretched in awe As if vainly beseeching a general thaw,” ‘And he worried about it, His wife took in washing (a dollar a day), He dida't worry about it : His daughter sewed shirts the rude grocer to pay, He didn't worry about it : While his wife beat her tireless rub-a-dub-dub On the wash-board drum in her old wooden tub He sat by the stove and he just let her rub, He didn’t worry about it, S. W. Foss in the Yankee Blade. “Do we hate England?" asks Bishop A. Cleveland Coxe in the Forum, Not as a rule, but those of us who have our clothes made in London have good rea- son to.—Nezw York Recorder, ticura HUMQRS, OF THE BLOOD, SKIN. AND. SCALP, whether itching, burning, bleeding, scaly, crusted, pimt blotchy, or copper colored, with los of bai. ether ‘imple, scrofa ary, or contagious, are speedily, permanent- ty, economically, and infalhbly cured by the Cuvictws Reset: gies, consisting of Cunicuna, ‘the great Skin Cure, Curicuxa Soar.an exquisite Skin Puriier and Beautifer, and Conscuna Rusouvenr, the new Blood-and Skin Purifier and greatest of Humor Remedies, when the best physicians and all other rem- edies fail. Cunictea Reneoies are the only infallible blood and skin purifiers, and daily effect more great cures of blood and. skin ‘diseases than all’ other’ remedies combined. . Sale &reater than the combined sale of all blood and skin remedies. Id everywhere. Price, Cunicuna, soc.: SOAP, 380. souvmar, 81. “Prepared by Porrin ‘ano Cuniticat Com PORATION. ‘Sead for“ How to Cate Skin and Biood Diseases.” FB Pises, blackheads, chapped and oily ekin prevented eg by Curicura Soar. a Backache, kidney pains, weakness, nerve pains, sciatica, and theumatism relieved in one minute by the celebrated Coricuma ANTI-PAIN PLASTRR. 256. sugar, children EvereMforner ts Jonson's Avooyne Linnines for Croup, Colds, Sore Throat, Aeon: Colin: Coumpe and Poise, Retires stteorece Cae! Olaint. Cutyand Brulee like mag. © Sold everywhere, case. Six botiles, $2. 1.3. JOHNSON & CO., BOSTON, MASS y oar exrenoen = "| Send for our Iust'd Catalogue ot ‘Boatsand Canes. ACHE FOLDING BOAT CO. Miamisburg, Re itin the HOUSE. Dropped on SAFE, Lig! ht, infant, - Compact. Ba "AMERICAN LEAD PENCIL CO'S HARD RUBBER FOUNTAIN PEN SEND IO Cents FoR SAMPLE To AMERICAN LEAD PENCIL CON. CITY EANE Astike as not Ss vean “send YSPEPSIA ( feom neighborot Bis “complete suffer another minute when you can get a sample bottle by mail forten cents. All druggists, R. A “DEAD -SURE” CURE. vont PILLS." 2. sees DR. J. A. DEANE & CO., CATSKILL, N. Y. Nine hundred sinners plunged headlong into hell, And not a word was said about their badness ; But one poor saint was tempted and he fell, And lo! nine hundred sinners shouted forth in gladness, New Vork Herald. There is a wide discrepancy in the reports of the number of ducks that were actually shot by the presi- dent down in Maryland last week. ‘This seems to lend a degree of probability to the president's claim that there is no such thing asa fair and honest count to be had in the southern states, —Boston Herald, He had chased a rubber foot-ball Over many a gory field ; He could stand behind a batsman And the mask and mittens wield, In a pugilistic contest He was held among the best. 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