Judge — March 7, 1891 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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Customer —""1 want a two-cent stamp." Druggist —"Cert'nly, ma'am. Anything else?” Customer — “No. Please be sure and send the stamp home in time for the mail." Druggist— Yes, ma'am, Shall I send the boy to lick the stamp?” Customer —No; that will not be necessary. How much?" Druggist’ (with a sigh) —"' Two cenis.” Customer (paying him) —"'It does seem as though we ought to have cheaper postage. Good-morning."—Harpers’ Bazar. It may be interesting to many to know that the wonderful popularity of Kirk's Javenile . Toilet Soap has run ita sales to the enormous a» mount of 2,769,697 t annum tn dicating that aan fort in which tators ‘oe \V to which \\ and all 0 while adver taining ‘o\ tircty emany frvelous rit it pos oC hat th in the world fo sold everywhere, ta. If itcannot be obtained at you store send 25 cents Soap in the notice to take 80 plea reba old it eceses stro’ in stamps to the manufacturers Jas. 8, Kirk & Co. 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For the past ten years ithas been sold by the leading jobbers in the United Bates, and fas Sealy increased im popularity and volume, having Feached in. 1889 over three and three-quarter millions; and tt Will reach five millions for styo, and it to-day For sale by all FIRST-CLASS RE I cities ro hout AMERICA, ce <HOUGUET EXTRAS, packed 2g and so in a box, tnd BOUQUET LONDRES, packed ies in'a bot.” Ifyou 36° ae Poy Slarand seinevs suotc equal to many IMPORTED socent cigars, the BOUQUET will surely please you, and the name of UPMANN, which every cigar bears, should be a sufl- cent tee of ts high standard quality to satisfy the most fastidfous consumer. stands without a ‘AILERS in the Te is manufactured in For improved and economic cookery use Liebig COMPANY'S Li OF BEEF for Beef Tea, Sou Made Dishes, Sauces (Game, Fish, att ‘or Meat Jelly. 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At the debatin’ club las’ night we all discussed a cure Fer the debilitated state of English lit'rachure.” ‘The stuff thet's writ fer folks,” I said, ‘don't move ‘em an’ delight ‘em, Because the folks who write the things don't know enough to write em. “The folks who write, they stuff their heads in some big cyclopedy, Wich ain't no place fer mental food to feed the poor an’ needy ; ‘They're huntin’ on an em'ty shelf, like poor ol’ Mother Hubbard, ‘An’ go right by'the open door of Mother Natur's cup- board. “They crawl into some libery, far from the worl's in- spection, Bury themselves in books beyond all hope of resurrec- tion ; ‘They cry out from their tombs, in w'ich no sun nor star can glisten, An’ weep because the livin’ worl’ don’t fin’ no time to listen.” Then Elder Pettengell he asked, ‘Can you suggest a cure For the debilitated state of English * Ain't none ; our authors’ ignoraric lightin’, While we who know enough to write hain’t got no time fer writin’, 'rachure ?” is far too dark fer IW. 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