Judge — February 21, 1891 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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A WAIL FROM BOSTON, The Browning and the Ibsen fads are getting worn and old; My interest in Tolstof, too, has recently grown cold ; I'm tired of solving riddles and I'm tired of all the hue And cry of pessimistic bores—I want a fad that's new. A pleasant, cheerful little fad that won't wear out the brain ; That won't disturb my sleep at night or call for con- stant strain ; A fad that's inexpensive, too—(this between me and you! Is just the fad I'm looking for—provided it is new. Of course it must be quite select, since I am Boston- born, And, like my fellow-Bostonese, would sneer at Gabriel's horn Unless he played it just in tune on every note he blew— A fad to suit me must be choice, and it must be brand new. Tt ought to be religious, though it might do quite as well If it implied some startling views on disbelief in hell. If it were based on Brahmic faith from any point of I'm quite sure it would please me—provided it were new. Now, if you can assist me I really hope you will ; It's anything but pleasant to solicit aid, but still, Although I live in Boston, and so my wants are few, Just now I sorely need a fad. Who's got a fad that's new? —Somerville Journal, Cleverton—" How did you come to wear an em- broidered shirt at the wedding reception last night? Don't you know it isn't good form?" Dashaway— “My dear boy, I did it’ out of compliment to the bride and groom. ‘They are both from St. Louis, Clothier and Furnisher. On your next trip west patronize the New York Cen- tral and Hudson River railroad, and enjoy the advan- tages of departing from Grand Central station, traveling over a great four-track railway, along the Hudson— America’s most picturesque and beautiful river—via Niagara Falls, the world's greatest cataract, or along the south shore of Lake Erie, in new Wagner vestibule trains, with unsurpassed service and equipment. Proprietor of livery stable o'clock in the morning? What in the world do you want of so many?" Afr, Billus (in a tremendous rage) —"‘Just got a telegram from Mrs, Lillus. She's on her way home from a trip east. Meet me at depot at six o'clock in the morning.’ ‘There are eleven depots here. Mrs. Billus shall be met at the depot with a carriage at six o'clock to-morrow morning, by jocks, if it costs a house and lot !"—Chicago Tribune, leven carriages at six Of ail the deadly things that war Against our peace and kill us, The worst and deadliest by far, As proved by the researches of scientific men in Ger- many, France and several towns in Michigan, who have made the matter a study and found out by experimenting with guinea-pigs and oth- er cheap animals how to cure almost anything except warts and catarrh, Is merely a bacillus. “Chicago Tribune, and other Mounted Heads, Animals, Birds Fi ELLE K Bre Sonics Semen tor hoecand ePID. Allen, Taxidermist: Mandan, N-D. 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